I've been asked to give the opening prayer tomorrow in Sacrament meeting. If I said "bless us this Super Sunday" would that be out of line?
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I think it's OK if you remember to bless Brother Collie.Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute -
I'll give you a dollar if you ask that the participants can play to the best of their abilities and that no harm or accident may befall them.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσινComment
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Just make sure that you bless that no harm or accident will come upon the players and ask that they will play to the best of their ability."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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Doh! Beat me by a few seconds.Originally posted by All-American View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Wow. Eerily identical. This may mean that one of us is destined to kill the other. I sure hope not.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Postτὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσινComment
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You could have so much fun with this. "Bless us that we may be steadfast in our faith, holding fast to the gridiron rod. Bless the Saints Lord, let your love be unto them a gentle Brees."Comment
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I've always wondered how the prayers are received before a downhill mountain biking ward event when we are preparing to go screaming down hill recklessly on a rocky trail at 30mph.Originally posted by scottie View Post
I also wouldn't dream of not blessing the pizza and doughnuts at youth activities.Comment
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Pray for our men in uniform, Manning their posts deep in enemy territory."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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Don't forget to ask that both sides play with good sportsmanship and that all those who couldn't make it this time will come next time. That covers both the players and the members who stayed home to watch“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
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Wait, you mean in your ward you get asked to give the prayer in sacrament meeting before you even get to church?"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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Since tomorrow is Fast Sunday, why limit these affirmations to prayer. You can bear your testimony on keeping one's eyes on the goal line, blocking the advances of the enemy, intercepting the fiery darts of the wicked, etc.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert EinsteinComment
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I'll be doing a baby blessing so I get lots of leeway don't I?I have nothing else to say at this time.Comment
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Those that start Our Dear, wonderful, kind, forgiving, bless-ed etc....Heavenly Father -- You've lost me. I'm out!Comment
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