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Originally posted by falafel
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Didn't you attend any CES firesides in your day? The brethren make it sound like marriage is as simple as going to the market and selecting one of the many melons that are eagerly sitting there just waiting to be picked. Don't forget to knock a few times to make sure it's ripe. -
All this France talk is for naught. The real Jesus actually ended up in Japan and died here. He married a girl named Miyu and his modern-day descendents are the Sawaguchis. There is even a highway exit and museum.
Read THE TRUTH here:
Jesus Christ was their ancestor, they keep His grave in Japan!Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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I love melons so much. My favorite kind is a honeydew.Originally posted by Fiyero View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I'd pick two melons. What are you going to do with just one melon?Originally posted by Fiyero View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
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I only have one mouth. What am I gonna do with the other one?Originally posted by falafel View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Certainly melons are not inexhaustible. It helps to have a spare for when you're really hungry.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
I can already see LA Ute cringing.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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I used to shop for melons, but now my wife does all the grocery shopping.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Save it for when you are finished with the first one?Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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These jokes are headed south.Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Wait, has this thread been hijacked into some sort of double entendre fest?Originally posted by Fiyero View PostTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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I agree. Something doesn't smell right.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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And on that note, you're on your own, falloffal.Originally posted by falafel View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Oh come on! You led me here. You can't disclaim responsibility.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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