Common Gospel Vernacular Errors

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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25264
    #16
    Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
    Incorrect: Mormon
    Correct: Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
    Also Correct (but weird): Latter Day Saint
    Weird: Fast and testimony breath (you all know what I am talking about)
    Weirder: Mormancles (cancles on a Mormon)
    Suggested correction:

    Mormankles (cankles

    (Just a taste of my proffered services to whet your palate)
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • RobinFinderson
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 10548
        #17
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Suggested correction:

        Mormankles (cankles

        (Just a taste of my proffered services to whet your palate)
        Stop tempting me!

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          • RobinFinderson
            Banned
            • Nov 2008
            • 10548
            #18
            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
            Incorrect: Mormon
            Correct: Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
            Also Correct (but weird): Latter Day Saint
            Weird: Fast and testimony breath (you all know what I am talking about)
            Weirder: Mormankles (cankles on a Mormon)
            Related to Mormankles is the condition known as Relief Society Arm (RSA for short). This is when the adipose tissue under a woman's arm sags more than her breasts. While RSA can be found on Mormons and heathens alike, it receives its name based on where the highest concentration of RSA can be found.

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