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Have you ever turned down Sex from someone other than your spouse?
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Nope, that is a different palce. The business I am tlaking about is no longer there. It was on the corner of Powell and O'Farrell and is now occupied by a starbucks. The area has improved a bit since then too.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Postcreek, when I was working at the Fremont street office, we would often take breaks mid-day, walk up fremont, turn left on Market and walk a block or two. On the right hand side of Market, there was this large fountain.....it was the de-facto hangout for bike messengers during the day and many homeless at night. About 10 yards from the fountain was this small shop that sold delish cookies. The window faced directly out to the sidewalk....I don't think you could "walk in" to the buy the cookies. Is that the location of your old job?PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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ANd years later I sue my lousy investment adviser for bankrupting me.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Postactually the first thought I had was that creekster and the prostitute get a hotel, nothing ever happens, but creekster slowly starts drinking himself to death. the next year, creekster wins an Academy Award.PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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Originally posted by scandell View PostWhen I was 17, I worked at Target. There was a hot young single mom that worked in the woman's intimate apparel department. She was about 22. We flirted off and on for months. We went on one date....which wasn't much of a date...because we were both still wearing our target red shirts/khaki pants. One night, we were both working the closing shift. Just as I had finished "facing" all of the toys in the toy department...she came by and asked me if I would help her in the stockroom. I said sure. She lead me to the back corner of the stockroom, and pointedly asked me if I wanted her. I said "y-y-yes". But I wasn't quite sure what I was saying yes to. As we were kissing...she took of her shirt and revealed a lacy maroon bra....that still had the tags on it....
...end transmission.I was racking my brain trying to figure out what movie this came from. I'm still at a loss but you did bring to mind Jennifer Connelly in "Career Opportunities" so thanks for that.Originally posted by scandell View PostNo kidding. True story. One of my favorite life experiences so far.
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Office places are dangerous. Not so much now, of course maybe that is because I am now an old fart.
When I was seperated from my wife, it was amazing what women in the office would say to me.
After my divorce and a new firm, believe it or not over a course of 10 years, 5 legitimate offers. Six if you count the gay guy in the office, but I really think he was kidding.
In my office late one afternoon while I was talking with a couple of other brokers, a female broker came in. She had been drinking I should note and she propositioned me. I said no and stated it was the booze talking. She then said she gives great BJ's. Again, I told her it was the booze talking.
She eventually left and to this day when I see both of the brokers that were in my office they tell me I passed on an excellent opportunity.
By the way she was single, 7 face and 8 body. I am proud of myself.Last edited by byu71; 12-17-2009, 01:41 PM.
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I didn't. I too have been seduced by xhiliration. But so was my friend, Mossimo.Originally posted by scandell View Postlol. I had to google that.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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I had a threesome with Mossimo and Circo.Originally posted by falafel View PostI didn't. I too have been seduced by xhiliration. But so was my friend, Mossimo.What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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Originally posted by marsupial View PostI had a threesome with Mossimo and Circo.


Someone call CPS!!!Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I was suspicious, so when my kids were away at pre-school, I looked through their closet. I found some Circo.Originally posted by marsupial View PostI had a threesome with Mossimo and Circo.
I am trying to figure out how to approach them and talk about it.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Don't lie--you slept with Isaac Mizrahi.Originally posted by falafel View PostI didn't. I too have been seduced by xhiliration. But so was my friend, Mossimo.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Never. But my friend Merona did. From far away that guy looks all put together, but when you get closer you see he's no better than a cheap suit.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostDon't lie--you slept with Isaac Mizrahi.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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You're selling him short.Originally posted by falafel View PostNever. But my friend Merona did. From far away that guy looks all put together, but when you get closer you see he's no better than a cheap suit.
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...t_adv_XSG10001Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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