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  • #76
    Originally posted by scandell View Post
    No kidding. True story. One of my favorite life experiences so far.
    no doubt...seduced by the xhiliration collection. lol.

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    • #77
      I had no idea I was so boring slash ugly.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Babs View Post
        no doubt...seduced by the xhiliration collection. lol.
        lol. I had to google that. Totally.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          creek, when I was working at the Fremont street office, we would often take breaks mid-day, walk up fremont, turn left on Market and walk a block or two. On the right hand side of Market, there was this large fountain.....it was the de-facto hangout for bike messengers during the day and many homeless at night. About 10 yards from the fountain was this small shop that sold delish cookies. The window faced directly out to the sidewalk....I don't think you could "walk in" to the buy the cookies. Is that the location of your old job?
          Nope, that is a different palce. The business I am tlaking about is no longer there. It was on the corner of Powell and O'Farrell and is now occupied by a starbucks. The area has improved a bit since then too.
          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            actually the first thought I had was that creekster and the prostitute get a hotel, nothing ever happens, but creekster slowly starts drinking himself to death. the next year, creekster wins an Academy Award.
            ANd years later I sue my lousy investment adviser for bankrupting me.
            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by scandell View Post
              When I was 17, I worked at Target. There was a hot young single mom that worked in the woman's intimate apparel department. She was about 22. We flirted off and on for months. We went on one date....which wasn't much of a date...because we were both still wearing our target red shirts/khaki pants. One night, we were both working the closing shift. Just as I had finished "facing" all of the toys in the toy department...she came by and asked me if I would help her in the stockroom. I said sure. She lead me to the back corner of the stockroom, and pointedly asked me if I wanted her. I said "y-y-yes". But I wasn't quite sure what I was saying yes to. As we were kissing...she took of her shirt and revealed a lacy maroon bra....that still had the tags on it....

              ...end transmission.
              Originally posted by scandell View Post
              No kidding. True story. One of my favorite life experiences so far.
              I was racking my brain trying to figure out what movie this came from. I'm still at a loss but you did bring to mind Jennifer Connelly in "Career Opportunities" so thanks for that.

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              • #82
                Office places are dangerous. Not so much now, of course maybe that is because I am now an old fart.

                When I was seperated from my wife, it was amazing what women in the office would say to me.

                After my divorce and a new firm, believe it or not over a course of 10 years, 5 legitimate offers. Six if you count the gay guy in the office, but I really think he was kidding.

                In my office late one afternoon while I was talking with a couple of other brokers, a female broker came in. She had been drinking I should note and she propositioned me. I said no and stated it was the booze talking. She then said she gives great BJ's. Again, I told her it was the booze talking.

                She eventually left and to this day when I see both of the brokers that were in my office they tell me I passed on an excellent opportunity.

                By the way she was single, 7 face and 8 body. I am proud of myself.
                Last edited by byu71; 12-17-2009, 01:41 PM.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by scandell View Post
                  lol. I had to google that.
                  I didn't. I too have been seduced by xhiliration. But so was my friend, Mossimo.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    I didn't. I too have been seduced by xhiliration. But so was my friend, Mossimo.
                    I had a threesome with Mossimo and Circo.
                    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                    -Teenage Dirtbag

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                      I had a threesome with Mossimo and Circo.


                      Someone call CPS!!!
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                        I had a threesome with Mossimo and Circo.
                        I was suspicious, so when my kids were away at pre-school, I looked through their closet. I found some Circo.

                        I am trying to figure out how to approach them and talk about it.
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          I didn't. I too have been seduced by xhiliration. But so was my friend, Mossimo.
                          Don't lie--you slept with Isaac Mizrahi.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            Don't lie--you slept with Isaac Mizrahi.
                            Never. But my friend Merona did. From far away that guy looks all put together, but when you get closer you see he's no better than a cheap suit.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                              Never. But my friend Merona did. From far away that guy looks all put together, but when you get closer you see he's no better than a cheap suit.
                              You're selling him short.

                              http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...t_adv_XSG10001
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                                I was racking my brain trying to figure out what movie this came from. I'm still at a loss but you did bring to mind Jennifer Connelly in "Career Opportunities" so thanks for that.
                                Are you callin me a liar? It's true. Fort Union Target. 1996

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