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  • Solon
    Lost in the flood
    • Nov 2008
    • 5747

    #1

    The Dangers of Halloween



    Yeah, that's right. I'm putting this in the Foyer as a religious topic.

    My favorite line:
    During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.
    The local radio station was talking about this article this morning. I guess some national media picked it up briefly, so sorry if someone has already commented upon this or posted it.

    2019 Edit: updated link. Stay safe.
    Last edited by Solon; 10-16-2019, 07:55 AM.
    "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
    -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
  • JohnnyLingo
    La Naranja
    • Nov 2008
    • 3976

    #2
    Boy there sure are some whack job Christians out there.

    I had no idea there were people like this.

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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #3
      You have a really high hit percentage on your posts. You post here and there, but every one seems to be a gem. Your last post with that kooky painting was classic.

      This article is based on a faulty premise. Halloween is in no way a holiday. The banks, the US government, public schools, and the workplace....nobody observes Halloween as a holiday. It is more akin to a festivity.

      If I don't work on Labor Day or Christmas, I charge my time to HOL. If I don't work on Halloween, I charge it to PTO. And since nobody takes PTO on Halloween, I basically charge my time like any other work day.

      This woman would make a great seminary teacher. She is teaching all sorts of apocrypha:

      Lucifer is a part of the demonic godhead.
      During Halloween, time-released curses are always loosed. A time-released curse is a period that has been set aside to release demonic activity and to ensnare souls in great measure.
      During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings.
      Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated.
      I don't want to end on a negative note, so I will say sincerely that this woman's picture is flattering. She looks pretty and she seems like a nice person.
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

      sigpic

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      • Moliere
        One man.....one pie
        • Oct 2009
        • 27822

        #4
        Originally posted by Solon View Post
        http://www.charismamag.com/index.php...ting-halloween

        Yeah, that's right. I'm putting this in the Foyer as a religious topic.

        My favorite line:

        The local radio station was talking about this article this morning. I guess some national media picked it up briefly, so sorry if someone has already commented upon this or posted it.
        Don't forget about razor blades and needles in candy. When my kids get back from looting, we take the candy to the hospital to be x-rayed for hazardous materials. Our hospital performs this service free of charge.
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • UtahDan
          *
          • Nov 2008
          • 14496

          #5
          Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
          Don't forget about razor blades and needles in candy. When my kids get back from looting, we take the candy to the hospital to be x-rayed for hazardous materials. Our hospital performs this service free of charge.
          I'm more concerned about H1N1 from candy dispensed by dirty hands. Half the neighborhood has it. We're thinking about letter our almost three year old do the trick or treat thing then chucking her candy and filling he bag with stuff we bought.

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          • Green Lantern
            Has overcome great fear
            • Aug 2009
            • 2289

            #6
            My favorite line:
            I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.
            I want to meet this lady. Is it wrong that I secretly wish the world was more like the one she believes in? Maybe I've read too much Lovecraft and watched too much David Lynch, but the thought of a dark, disturbing world existing a hair's breadth below ours intrigues me to no end. To think that we are only a dark alley or a severed ear in a field away from a world far outside of our normal experience....
            Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

            None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

            I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

            --Portland Ute

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            • Clark Addison
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 10298

              #7
              Only somewhat related.

              We had our ward Halloween party/Trunk or Treat last night. The Stake President's wife, who is in our ward, gave the opening prayer. She somewhat mechanically started a phrase "We are thankful to gather together to celebrate . . ." And then I think she thought in her mind that, while there is nothing wrong with Halloween, it is kind of odd to thank God in a prayer for the oppportunity to dress up as vampires, ninjas and skeletons. SO ther ewas a short pause and an awkward end of the phrase of something like "with each other this night".

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              • marsupial
                Mississippi Queen
                • Nov 2008
                • 3678

                #8
                Around here, a lot of Halloween parties are called "harvest celebrations," with no mention of Halloween at all. Also, the schools don't do anything for Halloween, no class party or carnival. My guess is it is the evangelical influence.
                What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                -Teenage Dirtbag

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                • UtahDan
                  *
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 14496

                  #9
                  Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                  Around here, a lot of Halloween parties are called "harvest celebrations," with no mention of Halloween at all. Also, the schools don't do anything for Halloween, no class party or carnival. My guess is it is the evangelical influence.
                  They are much more hardcore on that stuff than we are.

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                  • LA Ute
                    Receiver of Memory
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 19512

                    #10
                    My Orthodox Jewish friends don't allow their kids to participate and don't give out candy because of what they see as Halloween's pagan origins.
                    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                    ― W.H. Auden


                    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                    • UtahDan
                      *
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 14496

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                      My Orthodox Jewish friends don't allow their kids to participate and don't give out candy because of what they see as Halloween's pagan origins.
                      My Bishop and I were waiting for the last kid to be picked up from seminary on Thursday and were talking about some of the origins of Halloween and the pagan aspects of it. He really knew a lot about it. I was wondering what he had concluded based on that knowledge so I tested the waters by saying "well, whatever it used to be it is now basically a commercial holiday that is all about putting on costumes, eating candy and carving up pumpkins." He said "that is what I think too."

                      +1, Bishop.

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                      • Green Lantern
                        Has overcome great fear
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2289

                        #12
                        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                        Around here, a lot of Halloween parties are called "harvest celebrations," with no mention of Halloween at all. Also, the schools don't do anything for Halloween, no class party or carnival. My guess is it is the evangelical influence.
                        Isn't calling it a "harvest celebration" more pagan than calling it Halloween which, I believe, actually exists on the Christian liturgical calendar?
                        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                        --Portland Ute

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                        • creekster
                          It is NOT a monkey!
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                          Isn't calling it a "harvest celebration" more pagan than calling it Halloween which, I believe, actually exists on the Christian liturgical calendar?
                          Is All Hallows eve or All Hallows day on the liturgical calendar? I am not sure a harvest celevration is really pagan, as we all need to eat.
                          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • Solon
                            Lost in the flood
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5747

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                            Isn't calling it a "harvest celebration" more pagan than calling it Halloween which, I believe, actually exists on the Christian liturgical calendar?
                            There are several day-care/preschools that do "Fall Festivals" instead of Halloween, not for religious reasons but because there are so many foreign children in the school. I think that's weak. It seems to me that foreign kids would love Halloween as much as any other kid.
                            "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                            -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                            • Green Lantern
                              Has overcome great fear
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 2289

                              #15
                              Originally posted by creekster View Post
                              Is All Hallows eve or All Hallows day on the liturgical calendar? I am not sure a harvest celevration is really pagan, as we all need to eat.
                              Eh, I don't really know. A quick check of Wikipedia says that November 1 is on the calendar (All Saints Day) but not the day before. I learned about that day in French class as La Toussaint where we all brought different kinds of cheese and just pigged out. Thanks Monsieur E.!

                              Oh, and for the record, I'm personally a big fan of pagan holidays!
                              Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                              None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                              I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                              --Portland Ute

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