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  • #31
    I don't have any idea how you should serve it, but I do know that I don't have pizzle envy.
    A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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    • #32
      Is 6" of pizzle a big enough serving?


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      I'm your huckleberry.


      "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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      • #33
        Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
        Is 6" of pizzle a big enough serving?


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        You want to choke down more than six inches of pizzle in one sitting? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
        A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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        • #34
          I was just curious. I serve more than 6" in the buns so I was confused :shrug:


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          I'm your huckleberry.


          "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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          • #35


            Time to go, smith.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #36
              I think you got the lyric wrong. It goes "eatin' Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce."
              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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              • #37
                I'm still waiting to hear how Clark likes his pizzle.
                A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
                  Is 6" of pizzle a big enough serving?


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                  Depends on girth.
                  "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                  • #39
                    Starting Beef Bourguinon for Friday night.
                    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                    • #40
                      Bumped for the phenomenally sane HFN.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        Bumped for the phenomenally sane HFN.
                        Shit, I'm a phenom? Now I have to start lying, thanks LDS church.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • #42
                          We're killing time at CLT due to a flight delay, so I'll mention the meal we had last night as we returned from a great side trip to Charleston (great place to visit!) with PH, our daughter and three of the cutest grandkids on the planet. We stopped at an unusual fast food place called Cookout. Hoping for something both filling and nutritious, I purchased the combo meal that includes two sides for a mere five bucks or so. I carefully avoided the cheeseburgers and other calorie bombs in favor of a grilled chicken sandwich.

                          But then we came to the sides, and that's where things went south (ha!). There were no sides that included vegetables, and as I studied the board it was apparent the menu was the invention of a six-year-old boy. So I got into the spirit of things and I selected a bacon wrap and a corn dog as my two sides. Honest. The bacon wrap consisted of three strips of surprisingly good bacon, encased in a flour tortilla with some cheese and few lettuce shards (veggie!). And by paying an extra dollar, I upgraded the included beverage from a soda to a chocolate and pecan shake.

                          If anyone has a spare heart or at least a defibrillator, please note that I'm lying down in concourse B.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                            We're killing time at CLT due to a flight delay, so I'll mention the meal we had last night as we returned from a great side trip to Charleston (great place to visit!) with PH, our daughter and three of the cutest grandkids on the planet. We stopped at an unusual fast food place called Cookout. Hoping for something both filling and nutritious, I purchased the combo meal that includes two sides for a mere five bucks or so. I carefully avoided the cheeseburgers and other calorie bombs in favor of a grilled chicken sandwich.

                            But then we came to the sides, and that's where things went south (ha!). There were no sides that included vegetables, and as I studied the board it was apparent the menu was the invention of a six-year-old boy. So I got into the spirit of things and I selected a bacon wrap and a corn dog as my two sides. Honest. The bacon wrap consisted of three strips of surprisingly good bacon, encased in a flour tortilla with some cheese and few lettuce shards (veggie!). And by paying an extra dollar, I upgraded the included beverage from a soda to a chocolate and pecan shake.

                            If anyone has a spare heart or at least a defibrillator, please note that I'm lying down in concourse B.
                            this story confirms what most of us already knew: you cant kill time at CLT without things going South first.
                            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                            • #44
                              Dear President Packer,

                              Elder DDD is pushing the envelope again. Sure what he says is harmless taken one way, but Jesus knows in his heart what he's really insinuating. This isn't an official write up, but I think you should be aware of his proclivity to the carnal.

                              Regards to Sis Packer,

                              Elder clackamascoug
                              Last edited by clackamascoug; 04-18-2014, 02:06 PM.

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                              • #45
                                Dear President Packer,

                                Layover in CLT. Flying solo. Husband not interested in coming.

                                Regards to Sis Packer,

                                Sister Clackamascoug
                                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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