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  • Eggs, and how to love them.

    I hate eggs and always have. We always had tons of fresh farm eggs from our chickens growing up, but no matter how the were cooked I hated them. Fried, scrambled, boiled, poached - doesn't matter. To this day I hate deviled eggs, egg salad, eggy pancake, scrambled egg, huevos rancheros, etc.

    There are three exceptions, however. Eggs fried over hard without breaking the yolk in bacon grease will work. I do like omlets with good veggies, meat, cheese, hot sauce and sour cream. And then there is well done quiche.

    I had never made quiche before last night, but for a brunch get together today I made three. Two were rather simple and standard quiche lorraines in premade store pie crusts. Bacon, egg, cream, onion, swiss, done. But the third - the third was my own take.

    I made my own pie crust. This wasn't as bad as I thought. For a variety of reasons our flour is currently chilling in the freezer, so it was super cold already. I took 2 1/2 cups and added 1t of salt, cut up two sticks of unsalted butter I'd put in the freezer (from the fridge) into 1T pats and mashed it altogether with a pastry knife thing (our food processor is in storage). Then I added 4T or so ice water, and started working with my fingers. To this still very dry mixture I added 2T of vodka (seemed like a waste of good Grey Goose but the lower boiling point of vodka vs water supposedly makes the crust very flaky, and in retrospect I think it does) and then just enough additional ice water to barely bring it all together. Another 2T or so. I patted it into a ball (butter lumps were still visible) and then set it in the refrigerator for 45 minutes.

    While this was chilling, I pulled out the secret weapon. Traditional quiche lorraine usually uses lardon, or so I'm told. I opted for prosciutto. You should have seen the lady at the deli when I asked her to slice it off as thick as possible - she thought I was crazy. I took that, trimmed most of the fat, cubed it, and lightly fried it. The texture was chewy but not rubbery and softened the powerful flavor. I diced half a leek and cooked it in the very little fat from the prosciutto until just starting to turn translucent. Then I grated a cup of good gruyere.

    Back to the pastry. Roll half of it out, slightly thick, and put in a quiche dish. Press into the sides, trim, and line with parchment paper. Steal some pinto beans and fill the shell, then bake for 10 minutes at 425. Take the parchment and beans out, stick it back in for 5 more minutes. Take it all the way out and reduce the hear to 325.

    At this point I was really worried that the prosciutto would be nasty in this application, but I took a cube and stuck that with some of the leeks and a bit of cheese and ate them all at once. Seemed tasty, so I proceeded. I whisked 3 eggs, 2 egg yolks, 1 cup of heavy cream, 3/4 cup 1 percent milk and whatever amount of salt and pepper seemed good together. Then I added 1t of fresh thyme that I minced.

    I spread the prosciutto all over the bottom of the crust and then sprinkled with the leek and 3/4 cup of the gruyere. Then I poured on the egg mixture and sprinkled on the rest of the cheese. Baked for 45 mins.

    Turned out fantastic. The prosciutto did not overwhelm and added nice texture. The gruyere was nutty but not acrid. It's effectively a savory custard (duh). 9/10 would make again.
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    I'm the opposition in all things, I guess. I love eggs and eat them almost every day. Had chorizo and eggs for brek this morning.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      I'm the opposition in all things, I guess. I love eggs and eat them almost every day. Had chorizo and eggs for brek this morning.
      Me too. We go through eggs like crazy in my house.
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      • #4
        A hard fried egg seems like a wasted egg. Sunny side up the yolk just warm, that's amazing.
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        • #5
          We have a retired couple who live on a compound down a 5-mile dirt road in the middle of nowhere Chesterfield County, South Carolina. They raise organic free-range eggs. They are the best eggs I've ever tasted in my life. Over-medium fried is so good it doesn't need any butter, and only a pinch of kosher salt on the yolk.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
            A hard fried egg seems like a wasted egg. Sunny side up the yolk just warm, that's amazing.
            I like runny yolk way more than cooked yolk. Although I prefer to flip the egg over rather than sunny side up unless the whites are not too runny. I think I will make eggs for breakfast again tomorrow.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
              A hard fried egg seems like a wasted egg. Sunny side up the yolk just warm, that's amazing an abomination.
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              • #8
                Over easy for me. Fried with a small pat of butter, then salt and pepper. We have a family in our ward that raises chickens and sells the eggs so we have fresh ones delivered to our house weekly.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  I like runny yolk way more than cooked yolk. Although I prefer to flip the egg over rather than sunny side up unless the whites are not too runny. I think I will make eggs for breakfast again tomorrow.
                  I approve of this method. I usually flip, but just long enough to make sure the whites have been cooked. If the yolk is hard, or if it breaks on the flip, I'm disconsolate.

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                  • #10
                    I prefer scrambled. I typically cook my bacon and then scramble fry the eggs in the bacon grease.
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                    • #11
                      nothing better than cutting into an over easy egg and seeing all the delicious yolk running out. Yum.

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                      • #12
                        Over easy, salt and pepper. Preferably over a bed of rice. Side of SPAM or Portuguese sausage too.
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                        • #13
                          phippo, while the quiche you descrbed seems awesome, you're palate is totally screwed up. Eggs in any form rock! My latest craze has been cooking two eggs sunnyside up with the whites just barely cooked and the yolks as raw as can be, then putting them over two slices of buttered toast, braking the yolk and sopping it all up with the toast. So good, sooooo filling.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                            phippo, while the quiche you descrbed seems awesome, you're palate is totally screwed up. Eggs in any form rock! My latest craze has been cooking two eggs sunnyside up with the whites just barely cooked and the yolks as raw as can be, then putting them over two slices of buttered toast, braking the yolk and sopping it all up with the toast. So good, sooooo filling.
                            I go 3 eggs over easy with two pieces of toast, chop up the eggs a bit and make a gooey yolk mess, then make a sandwich with everything. Add yellow chile peppers on the side. Breakfast of champions. I'm already excited for brek tomorrow!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                              phippo, while the quiche you descrbed seems awesome, you're palate is totally screwed up. Eggs in any form rock! My latest craze has been cooking two eggs sunnyside up with the whites just barely cooked and the yolks as raw as can be, then putting them over two slices of buttered toast, braking the yolk and sopping it all up with the toast. So good, sooooo filling.
                              I always have a slice or two of buttered toast standing by to serve as yolk mops after the eggs are gone. Delicious.

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