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Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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My bet is that with a little training follow up effort, you're going to get really good at this.Originally posted by falafel View PostI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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I've got the low-brow physical contact methods down. Its the more subtle verbal and emotional tactics that are hard to master.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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That's still something to be proud of. I can't seem to get past the "position of authority" and "intimidation" level.Originally posted by falafel View Post
I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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I am always available.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostGet confident, stupid
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During the training, the presenter talked about a case in which a company was sued because the president had engaged in sexual relationships with more than half of the female employees (more than 15). One of the lawyers in the back of the room responded with "Bravo!" :facepalm:Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostThat's still something to be proud of. I can't seem to get past the "position of authority" and "intimidation" level.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Working for a large organization that has a healthy mix of employees fields ranging anywhere from attorneys, custodial, warehouse, hydrologists, and biologists ensures that these training sessions always offer plenty of opportunities during these types of sessions for some fantastic commentary.Originally posted by falafel View PostI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Mak's Noodles. They were delicious, and the wontons were the best I've had.Not that, sickos.Comment
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Taquitos!"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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Soup - split pea and ham."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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jean georges yesterday (ridiculous), abc kitchen today (jean georges restaurant, not that impressive)Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Checked out a fairly new place (Park on Fremont) down the street yesterday and had one of these Philly mac and cheese steaks. (Although I went with the sweet potato tots.) Recommended.
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