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  • #16
    One of my favorite benders of all time:

    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.

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    • #17
      Though this guy is probably the coolest bender ever.

      Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

      It can't all be wedding cake.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Bent, Benter bent a bender on a bender bender.

        Consider yourself topped (which would make you a bottom--sounds about right).
        A bendy bent bender bent Bender on a bender bender.

        Who is the bottom now?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
          A bendy bent bender bent Bender on a bender bender.

          Who is the bottom now?
          Translation for ox:

          A flexible hunchbacked homosexual partly folded the robot (proper noun) character from the show Futurama as he was eating massive quantities of folded pizzas in the style of someone binging on drugs/alcohol.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
            A bendy bent bender bent Bender on a bender bender.

            Who is the bottom now?
            A bendy bent bender with the bends bent Bender on a bender bender.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              A bendy bent bender with the bends bent Bender on a bender bender.
              Bent from bends, a Bentley bending bendy bent bender bent Bender on a bender bender.

              Put that in your donut-hole.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                Bent from bends, a Bentley bending bendy bent bender bent Bender on a bender bender.

                Put that in your donut-hole.
                Translation for ox:

                Keeled over from surfacing too quickly on a scuba exhibition, a flexible hunchbacked homosexual who recently crashed his car found solace in sodomizing the robot character from Futurama who was in the process of consuming massive quantities of folded pizza in the style of someone binging on drugs and/or alcohol.

                D-hole, my sentence has a 'bent' ratio of .7333, with each 'bent' reference having a different meaning.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                  Translation for ox:

                  Keeled over from surfacing too quickly on a scuba exhibition, a flexible hunchbacked homosexual who recently crashed his car found solace in sodomizing the robot character from Futurama who was in the process of consuming massive quantities of folded pizza in the style of someone binging on drugs and/or alcohol.

                  D-hole, my sentence has a 'bent' ratio of .7333, with each 'bent' reference having a different meaning.

                  I will confess, I've laughed at your translations, and not at all quietly.
                  Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                  It can't all be wedding cake.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                    Bent from bends, a Bentley bending bendy bent bender bent Bender on a bender bender.

                    Put that in your donut-hole.
                    Bentley's Bentley bent bent benders.

                    Bent ratio of 100%.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      Bentley's Bentley bent bent benders.

                      Bent ratio of 100%.
                      But with a unique 'bent' score of 5. The unique 'bent' score decides rank, with the 'bent' ratio breaking ties.

                      My sentence has a unique 'bent' score of 11, with a 'bent' ratio of 73%.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                        But with a unique 'bent' score of 5. The unique 'bent' score decides rank, with the 'bent' ratio breaking ties.

                        My sentence has a unique 'bent' score of 11, with a 'bent' ratio of 73%.
                        Stop making up rules. I'm taking my balls and going home.
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                          But with a unique 'bent' score of 5. The unique 'bent' score decides rank, with the 'bent' ratio breaking ties.

                          My sentence has a unique 'bent' score of 11, with a 'bent' ratio of 73%.
                          You better tell Letsgo before you change the rules like that.
                          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            Stop making up rules. I'm taking my balls and going home.
                            CHICKEN DINNER!

                            :nana::rockon1::rockon2::rockon1::rockon2:

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                            • #29
                              Off topic, but i didn't start the thread jack.

                              Try translating this one (yes, it is a grammatically correct sentence):
                              Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

                              This one is easier because of the context:
                              Who polices the police? Police police.
                              Who polices the police police? Police police police police police police.
                              Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                              - Howard Aiken

                              Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                              - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by atheistcougar View Post
                                Off topic, but i didn't start the thread jack.

                                Try translating this one (yes, it is a grammatically correct sentence):
                                Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

                                This one is easier because of the context:
                                Who polices the police? Police police.
                                Who polices the police police? Police police police police police police.
                                While the 'Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo' has an impressive 'buffalo' ratio of 100%, it only has a unique 'buffalo' score of 3.

                                Last edited by RobinFinderson; 03-16-2012, 05:54 PM.

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