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    Is this the sort of thing that might get me suspended on CUF? Is there such a thing on CUF?
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.

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    We dont do suspensions. breach the rules severly enough or often enough and you get banned. We don't waste time with anything in between.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by creekster View Post
      We dont do suspensions. breach the rules severly enough or often enough and you get banned. We don't waste time with anything in between.
      That's a relief!
      Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

      It can't all be wedding cake.

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        • #5
          I had to look up "bender" in urbandictionary.com. Apparently it's British slang for male homosexual. Is it derogatory?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
            I had to look up "bender" in urbandictionary.com. Apparently it's British slang for male homosexual. Is it derogatory?
            Neil's dad is a bender.

            Very NSFW Language:
            [YOUTUBE]0diAmM4t-DE[/YOUTUBE]

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            • #7
              See if you can translate the following:

              Bender bent benders on benders.

              Five points to the first person who can correctly translate this sentence (no peepstones allowed!) without using the words bender, bend, or bent.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                See if you can translate the following:

                Bender bent benders on benders.

                Five points to the first person who can correctly translate this sentence (no peepstones allowed!) without using the words bender, bend, or bent.
                I'm stumped.

                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                I had to look up "bender" in urbandictionary.com. Apparently it's British slang for male homosexual. Is it derogatory?
                Yes - though not egregiously so (at least from the usage contexts I've heard). Gets used pretty widely.
                Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                It can't all be wedding cake.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                  See if you can translate the following:

                  Bender bent benders on benders.

                  Five points to the first person who can correctly translate this sentence (no peepstones allowed!) without using the words bender, bend, or bent.
                  Proper noun had anal intercourse with multiple gay men on a drinking/drug binge.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    Proper noun had anal intercourse with multiple gay men on a drinking/drug binge.
                    Ewww... you are mostly right, but each of the uses of the word bend/bender/bent meant something different. Your answer is technically correct, but is not the translation I had in mind, which was:

                    The Robot (proper name) from the television show Futurama partly folded multiple gay men on a drinking/drug binge.

                    I'm sure the drinking and drugs improved the gay men's suppleness, making the partial folding much easier, though with robot strength, it might not have made a difference.

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                    • #11
                      I'll get this thread back on track.

                      This is a pizza bender from Italian Village in Murray. The rest of the menu is a mixed bag but the pizza benders are fantastic!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                        I'll get this thread back on track.

                        This is a pizza bender from Italian Village in Murray. The rest of the menu is a mixed bag but the pizza benders are fantastic!

                        Bender bent a bender on a bender bender.

                        Every bent/bender has a different meaning.

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                        • #13
                          We get those benders at least once a month.

                          Myself, I go for the side salad. Where else can you get a side salad with lettuce hand ripped by the cook? And a genuine oil and vinegar dressing.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                            Bender bent a bender on a bender bender.

                            Every bent/bender has a different meaning.
                            Bent, Benter bent a bender on a bender bender.

                            Consider yourself topped (which would make you a bottom--sounds about right).
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                              Bent, Benter bent a bender on a bender bender.

                              Consider yourself topped (which would make you a bottom--sounds about right).
                              Get bent!

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