National Donut Day

[FMCoug]

Its a universal filler word. You can "smurf" anything. You can get smurfed, you can have a smurfin' great time, you can smurf someone up for stealing the last donut. Do whatever the smurf you want with it!

Good to know. Maybe I should start replacing "Utah" with "smurf" in all my bashing posts.

[RobinFinderson]

Crystal Meth didnt spawn smurfing. That happened later, after Mexico restricted pseudoepedrine sales. By then the industry had degenerated to just meth. Just trying to be ummmm... pre... cise.

crashing bad. murghdw.

wbed; shwep di fdwbd Friday do stew clrafe.

See folks? Let this be a lesson to everyone. Marijuana is way less harmful than donuts.

[Babs]

What the smurf is happening to KL. She's gone off the smurf end.

smurfity smurfers, brainy! KL's gone smurfy!

So, I looked it up and it looks like KL's right. The US AG office started using "smurf" sometime in 1985 to describe the runners used to laundry money in the cocaine trade. I had no idea.

[Katy Lied]

smurfity smurfers, brainy! KL's gone smurfy!

So, I looked it up and it looks like KL's right. The US AG office started using "smurf" sometime in 1985 to describe the runners used to laundry money in the cocaine trade. I had no idea.

bleahgrgle.

[Flystripper]

See folks? Let this be a lesson to everyone. Marijuana is way less harmful than donuts.

But marijuana leads to the consumption of massive amounts of donuts so I am not sure.

[Green Lantern]

Has anyone grabbed donuts at that Beyond Glaze place in Salt Lake? I had a pretty tasty Cherry Chocolate there.

[old_gregg]

"Smurf" is a specific term. It comes from the drug trade, specifically the Methamphetamine industry.

i didn't know one could smuggle donuts in there. impressive.

[SoCalCoug]

for future reference, there are terms used outside of the Crystal Meth industry that would have worked just fine. "Take," for example. Also, "buy," or "get."

If you're feeling particularly edgy, you can use "snatch".

[BigFatMeanie]

smurfity smurfers, brainy! KL's gone smurfy!

So, I looked it up and it looks like KL's right. The US AG office started using "smurf" sometime in 1985 to describe the runners used to laundry money in the cocaine trade. I had no idea.

I hope you didn't use wikipedia to look it up...

[Donuthole]

Folks, before the mods unilaterally intervene and split this "smurf" threadjack into its own thread, thus causing us to lose all context to these comments, let's get back to talking about donuts. After all, that's what this thread is about. In fact, National Donut Day probably needs to be added to the CUF calendar.

[falafel]

I don't think that's a good idea. People think they like donuts, but its not true. Most people have a sick feeling post-donut interaction. I know I do.

[Babs]

I hope you didn't use wikipedia to look it up...

I used the lexis newspaper database to search the archives. They started using it in the middle of 1985 sometime.

[Babs]

Folks, before the mods unilaterally intervene and split this "smurf" threadjack into its own thread, thus causing us to lose all context to these comments, let's get back to talking about donuts. After all, that's what this thread is about. In fact, National Donut Day probably needs to be added to the CUF calendar.

You're just in a bad mood 'cause that there's no donuthole day.

[FN Phat]

You're just in a bad mood 'cause that there's no donuthole day.

Every day is donuthole day for falafel.

[falafel]

Every day is donuthole day for falafel.

And every day I want to puke.