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  • beelzebabette
    Golf & Cubs Disrespecter
    • Nov 2008
    • 2907

    #1

    Girl Scout Cookies

    I just received my first batch of Girl Scout cookies. (I like to spread my orders out among Girl Scouts to appear less gluttonous and still get a year's supply of Samoas.)

    New Dulce de Leche cookies? Thumbs down. Butterscotch is not dulce de leche. Fortunately, I only ordered the one box before committing to a new cookie.
  • BoylenOver
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 9146

    #2
    I'm less adventurous than you. Thin Mints and Do-Si-Do's are the only ones I bother buying.
    "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #3
      I bet Samoa is angry that it sold the secret cookie recipe to the Girl Scouts. Think of how much money that country could be raking in all year long by selling its yummy treats directly to consumers.

      Seriously, is there any point to eating any girl scout cookies besides Samoas?

      And is there any point to ever eating less than a full sleeve of Samoas at a time?

      Samoans are good at football, but they clearly are not great at business decisions.
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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25231

        #4
        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        Seriously, is there any point to eating any girl scout cookies besides Samoas?

        And is there any point to ever eating less than a full sleeve of Samoas at a time?
        Agreed, Samoas are the only thing that comes to mind when I hear the phrase "Girl Scout Cookies."

        Now i'll leave and let all the "coconut is gross" people vent about Samoas.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

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        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
          Time to camp
          • Nov 2008
          • 26082

          #5
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          I bet Samoa is angry that it sold the secret cookie recipe to the Girl Scouts. Think of how much money that country could be raking in all year long by selling its yummy treats directly to consumers.

          Seriously, is there any point to eating any girl scout cookies besides Samoas?

          And is there any point to ever eating less than a full sleeve of Samoas at a time?

          Samoans are good at football, but they clearly are not great at business decisions.
          My wife always orders these nasty chocolate covered peanut butter ones. Come June or so when all the Samoas are gone I end up eating them, but I don't enjoy it.

          I wonder what the Tongans are like?
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #6
            Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
            My wife always orders these nasty chocolate covered peanut butter ones. Come June or so when all the Samoas are gone I end up eating them, but I don't enjoy it.

            I wonder what the Tongans are like?
            The Girl Scouts nixed plans to sell Tongans because they kept trying to fight with the Samoans.
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            • MarkGrace
              Grooveshark dick tease
              • Dec 2008
              • 31546

              #7
              Samoas are far and away the best. The only other worth getting is Thin Mints.
              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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              • MarkGrace
                Grooveshark dick tease
                • Dec 2008
                • 31546

                #8
                Samoas ice cream is also really fantastic: http://www.dreyers.com/brand/grand/f...33&f=1643&le=1
                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                • MarkGrace
                  Grooveshark dick tease
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 31546

                  #9
                  What did the monster say when he ate Tonga?

                  I want Samoa!
                  So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                  • Tim
                    Not Banned
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4390

                    #10
                    Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
                    I just received my first batch of Girl Scout cookies. (I like to spread my orders out among Girl Scouts to appear less gluttonous and still get a year's supply of Samoas.)
                    I think I'm in love with you.
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                    • Soccermom
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 4063

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post

                      Seriously, is there any point to eating any girl scout cookies besides Samoas?

                      And is there any point to ever eating less than a full sleeve of Samoas at a time?

                      Samoans are good at football, but they clearly are not great at business decisions.
                      I don't order any cookie but the Samoas. This year my kids ate all the Samoas, so next year, I don't care if I do look gluttonous. I'm ordering a ton of Samoas.

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                      • FN Phat
                        I ♥ gateway sex
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 8691

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                        My wife always orders these nasty chocolate covered peanut butter ones. Come June or so when all the Samoas are gone I end up eating them, but I don't enjoy it.

                        I wonder what the Tongans are like?
                        I LOVE the "nasty chocolate covered peanut butter ones" aka Tagalongs.

                        I am not sure how the Tongans are but I can verify that the Hawaiians are delicious.
                        I'm your huckleberry.


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                        • BoylenOver
                          Junior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 9146

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
                          I am not sure how the Tongans are but I can verify that the Hawaiians are delicious.
                          Do they go good with milk, too?
                          "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
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                          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                            Time to camp
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 26082

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
                            I LOVE the "nasty chocolate covered peanut butter ones" aka Tagalongs.

                            I am not sure how the Tongans are but I can verify that the Hawaiians are delicious.
                            For a long time I thought that those peanut butter ones were galled "Tagalogs" I figured it was all they ate in the Philippines.
                            Get confident, stupid
                            -landpoke

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                            • Surfah
                              Where's Wallace?
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 33726

                              #15
                              Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                              For a long time I thought that those peanut butter ones were galled "Tagalogs" I figured it was all they ate in the Philippines.
                              In a not so related story, my great grandmother from Hawaii used to send me and my siblings each our own package of Oreos at Christmas. I think she thought they were some Hawaiian delicacy. None of us had the heart to tell her you could buy them on the mainland.
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