Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

How can peanut butter be so damn awesome when

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • How can peanut butter be so damn awesome when

    peanuts are so ordinary and uninteresting?
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.

  • #2
    Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
    peanuts are so ordinary and uninteresting?
    I take it you haven't had peanuts then. Peanuts, generally speaking, make most candy bars better. That's just one thing they've got going for them.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

    Comment


    • #3
      George Washington Carver made the peanut great, showed any man with a mind, could create!

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
        peanuts are so ordinary and uninteresting?
        No way. Peanuts are possibly the most interesting legumes out there.
        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
        -Teenage Dirtbag

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by HBCoug View Post
          George Washington Carver made the peanut great, showed any man with a mind, could create!
          Carver was brilliant and received 199 peanut patents and Peanut Butter wasn't one of them.

          http://www.google.com/patents?vid=306727

          Comment


          • #6
            How can you invent a legume?
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              I take it you haven't had peanuts then. Peanuts, generally speaking, make most candy bars better. That's just one thing they've got going for them.

              This is fair - I maintain that on its own the peanut is an uninteresting little thing. I have never thought to myself "damn - I cld sure go for some peanuts!"
              Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

              It can't all be wedding cake.

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
                peanuts are so ordinary and uninteresting?
                That's what she said.
                Everything in life is an approximation.

                http://twitter.com/CougarStats

                Comment


                • #9
                  In addition, purchasing smooth peanut butter instead of crunchy should be a sin akin to denying the holy ghost.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    How can you invent a legume?
                    http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-P...FPp+AND+legume

                    edit: even better link: http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-P...Leguminosae%29
                    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                      In addition, purchasing smooth peanut butter instead of crunchy should be a sin akin to denying the holy ghost.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Also, Almond Butter, while touted by some as a more healthy alternative, is not good. But the Almond is superior to the Peanut.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          How can you invent a legume?
                          As I tried to explain to SoonerCoug, you can get a patent on a new and useful derivative of a substance found in nature.
                          τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by All-American View Post
                            As I tried to explain to SoonerCoug, you can get a patent on a new and useful derivative of a substance found in nature.
                            You two are trying to explain how one can patent a legume. I want to know how one can invent one.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                              In addition, purchasing smooth peanut butter instead of crunchy should be a sin akin to denying the holy ghost.
                              crunchy peanut butter is lame.
                              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                              sigpic

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X