I promise I didn't write this

[FMCoug]

But this guy gets it.

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/stickaforkinit/2010/12/cafe_rio_a_waste_in_every_sens.php

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[Mrs. Funk]

Regrettably, a very good little taco shack in Lehi closed down about a month ago. Their quesadillas were off the chains.

I blame Cafe Rio.

[TripletDaddy]

At the bottom of the article there is a link to an unintentionally funny article about a Phoenix man that keeps getting arrested for masturbating in public

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/val...l_richs_pe.php

[BlueHair]

At the bottom of the article there is a link to an unintentionally funny article about a Phoenix man that keeps getting arrested for masturbating in public

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/val...l_richs_pe.php

What's this country coming to? A man can't even masturbate in public anymore.

[Jeff Lebowski]

That's funny. The author sounds like a pretentious a-hole. I wonder if all of his reviews are this poorly written.

That tickles me that the Cafe Rio restaurants in SoCal are packed. If God has a sense of humor, they will take over Texas also.

[falafel]

Gustavo Arrellano - that's the Ask a Mexican guy. I'm not really surprised he doesn't like Cafe Rio. Its nothing like the Mexican food he's been eating since he was born.

I haven't been this angry after eating at a restaurant since the time I got food poisoning at [stricken by the Weekly's lawyers lest Gustavo get us a libel suit]. I want my $10 back for a middling, messy burrito and a tiny horchata. I want back that half-hour of my life, the calories I could've put to better use but which will now just cut a couple of minutes off my life without a proper payoff.

Apparently Gustavo's never eaten at Green Burrito.

I liked this one too:

Cafe Rio forgot that people want to eat burritos because they miraculously keep their structure

If that's true, most people have a strange reason for wanting to eat burritos.

[Uncle Ted]

That's funny. The author sounds like a pretentious a-hole. I wonder if all of his reviews are this poorly written.

That tickles me that the Cafe Rio restaurants in SoCal are packed. If God has a sense of humor, they will take over Texas also.

Don't wish that Cal-Mex crap on us.

[Pheidippides]

That's funny. The author sounds like a pretentious a-hole. I wonder if all of his reviews are this poorly written.

That tickles me that the Cafe Rio restaurants in SoCal are packed. If God has a sense of humor, they will take over Texas also.

While I'm not as down on CR as FMCoug (I don't like the place and think it is subpar, but I've only eaten there once), the chances of that set of flavors making it in Houston are zilch.

[Surfah]

While I'm not as down on CR as FMCoug (I don't like the place and think it is subpar, but I've only eaten there once), the chances of that set of flavors making it in Houston are zilch.

Bookmarked.

[BlueHair]

I guess I'm not a picky eater because Cafe Rio tastes fine to me. Nothing to write home about, but it's not bad. In fact, I am about to head down to Betos for a late night breakfast burrito. How's that for not being picky?

[Surfah]

I guess I'm not a picky eater because Cafe Rio tastes fine to me. Nothing to write home about, but it's not bad. In fact, I am about to head down to Betos for a late night breakfast burrito. How's that for not being picky?

Beto's breakfast burritos are served in heaven.

[falafel]

While I'm not as down on CR as FMCoug (I don't like the place and think it is subpar, but I've only eaten there once), the chances of that set of flavors making it in Houston are zilch.

That sounds like what they said in Southern California.

[Portland Ute]

Don't wish that Cal-Mex crap on us.

We call it UMex in our family. Or MoMex.

[TripletDaddy]

Bookmarked.

No need to bookmark it, there are Taco Bells in Houston.

[TripletDaddy]

Beto's breakfast burritos are served in heaven.

Do they do a chorizo burrito? I can't find a good chorizo burrito here yet.