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  • 15 secrets your waiter will never tell you....

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  • #2
    What You Don't Want to Know
    Now that I’ve worked in a restaurant, I never ask for lemon in a drink. Everybody touches them. Nobody washes them. We just peel the stickers off, cut them up, and throw them in your iced tea.
    Nice. This is good to know.

    What You Don't Want to Know
    At a lot of restaurants, the special is whatever they need to sell before it goes bad. Especially watch out for the soup of the day. If it contains fish or if it’s some kind of 'gumbo,' it's probably the stuff they're trying to get rid of.
    -Kathy Kniss, who waited tables for ten years in Los Angeles
    I won't be ordering the special anymore.
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

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    • #3
      Originally posted by marsupial View Post
      Nice. This is good to know.


      I won't be ordering the special anymore.
      Bread gets recycled too. If you don't eat your bread, rolls, etc. they'll get dumped right back into the warmer.
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
      -Turtle
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      • #4
        ...That wasn't chicken.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Surfah View Post
          Bread gets recycled too. If you don't eat your bread, rolls, etc. they'll get dumped right back into the warmer.
          Seriously? That is gross.
          Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
            Seriously? That is gross.
            You need to read Kitchen Confidential. He said never eat the bread that is cut up.

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            • #7
              I've never gotten why people ask the server what is good there. What are they expecting?
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • #8
                The first rule about fight club is . . .
                Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                Alessandro Manzoni

                Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                pelagius

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                • #9
                  I've ordered the special before. Not because it was special, but because it sounded really good. And it tasted really good too! Generally this is a rule I will pay attention to now. Except in places that have a set special on certain days of the week. I can't imagine they planned to have too much of something...

                  I don't usually ask the server if an item is "good". But often if I'm having a hard time choosing between two items I'll ask an opinion.

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                  • #10
                    Sundance used to do a "fish special" pretty much ever day. At the end of each week or so, if fish sold poorly, they would serve a "putanesca" which is a fish based soup with lots of types of fish in it. It is strongly seasoned to try and cover the taste of bad fish. We'd just pick out the shell fish that didn't open and then serve it up. People loved it but the servers wouldn't eat it. We knew the funkiness of the fish in the pot.

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                    • #11
                      I worked as a cook in a mexican restaurant in 10th grade (Pancho Villa's on Highland Dr. -no longer there). On very busy nights, I have seen several chimichungas go from the deep fryer, dropped on the floor, inspected for severe breakage, dusted with the hand, then plated.

                      I try not to think about it when I'm at a restaurant, and just know that the "stuff" will exercise my immune system.

                      And the uneaten chips were tossed back into the chip warmer.
                      I intend to live forever.
                      So far, so good.
                      --Steven Wright

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Brian View Post
                        I worked as a cook in a mexican restaurant in 10th grade (Pancho Villa's on Highland Dr. -no longer there). On very busy nights, I have seen several chimichungas go from the deep fryer, dropped on the floor, inspected for severe breakage, dusted with the hand, then plated.

                        I try not to think about it when I'm at a restaurant, and just know that the "stuff" will exercise my immune system.

                        And the uneaten chips were tossed back into the chip warmer.
                        Likewise when I order I try not to make special requests and I'd rather not eat a meal than send something back to the kitchen. I have seen what happens to those plates that come back.
                        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                        -Turtle
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Brian View Post
                          I worked as a cook in a mexican restaurant in 10th grade (Pancho Villa's on Highland Dr. -no longer there). On very busy nights, I have seen several chimichungas go from the deep fryer, dropped on the floor, inspected for severe breakage, dusted with the hand, then plated.

                          I try not to think about it when I'm at a restaurant, and just know that the "stuff" will exercise my immune system.

                          And the uneaten chips were tossed back into the chip warmer.
                          Ah, I miss Pancho Villa's. I remember them getting shut down be the Board of Health and then, when they reopened, things just weren't the same ever again.
                          Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                          None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                          I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                          --Portland Ute

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                          • #14
                            My BIL worked at "The Shed" in St. George. It was considered one of the finer restaurants in town back in the day (and how could it not be with a name like that! Plus, it was attached to The Four Seasons). He said that if someone didn't touch their baked potato, they would take it off the plate as it came back to the kitchen, nuke it for 20 seconds, and put it on a plate going out.
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • #15
                              This thread is completely killing my interest in eating out for a few days.

                              Guess I'll be ordering in then.

                              ...wait a second.

                              Damn. This is how living in NYC neuters a person.
                              Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                              It can't all be wedding cake.

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