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  • #16
    My best friend was a cook at McDs for a while. His stories kept me away from fast food for about a year. You dont even want to know. (This was the one on 33rd or 39th south, I forget which, and between main and state in SLC, around 1977-78)
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by creekster View Post
      My best friend was a cook at McDs for a while. His stories kept me away from fast food for about a year. You dont even want to know. (This was the one on 33rd or 39th south, I forget which, and between main and state in SLC, around 1977-78)
      That statement seems a bit presumptuous. As a matter of fact, I do want to know.

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      • #18
        I worked in fast food for 11 years. If I ever saw anything like this, the person got fired, including have sex on the doughmaster's table in the middle of the night.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #19
          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          I worked in fast food for 11 years. If I ever saw anything like this, the person got fired, including have sex on the doughmaster's table in the middle of the night.
          That doesn't ease our fears. It only confirms them.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            I worked in fast food for 11 years. If I ever saw anything like this, the person got fired, including have sex on the doughmaster's table in the middle of the night.
            is someone seriously called the doughmaster? awesome.
            Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
              I won't be ordering the special anymore.
              When I worked at the Broiler the fish, clams, calamari, etc. that was just about to not be good and was not going to get sold before it could be used frequently became a gumbo special. So that one is true. But it would not be right to say it was almost spoiled. It was still good.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                I worked in fast food for 11 years. If I ever saw anything like this, the person got fired, including have sex on the doughmaster's table in the middle of the night.
                Did she at least get a cashmere sweater out of the deal?
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                  Ah, I miss Pancho Villa's. I remember them getting shut down be the Board of Health and then, when they reopened, things just weren't the same ever again.
                  Really? I hadn't heard that.. But I've been away from SLC for a long time. I didn't know it was gone until I drove past it a few years ago, and saw the lot. Always wondered what happened.

                  Good food, I thought. Always very busy when I worked there.
                  I intend to live forever.
                  So far, so good.
                  --Steven Wright

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                  • #24
                    Here is the answer for the squeamish - restaurants with open kitchens visible to customers are becoming more common. If kitchens are open and visible the chances of these disgusting shenanigans, unauthorized food-samplings, booger-dropping, fecal-matter-mixing and semen-stirring drop pretty drastically.

                    Hmmm maybe a website that for squeamish diners that want to know the restaurants with open kitchens isn't a bad idea.
                    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                    It can't all be wedding cake.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by camleish View Post
                      is someone seriously called the doughmaster? awesome.
                      I was a doughmaster for six months. I could crack walnuts with my bare hands. Then I got promoted and never looked back. Making all that pan dough at 5AM SUCKS.
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by creekster View Post
                        My best friend was a cook at McDs for a while. His stories kept me away from fast food for about a year. You dont even want to know. (This was the one on 33rd or 39th south, I forget which, and between main and state in SLC, around 1977-78)
                        I'd like to know, too. I worked right around the corner from that one on 33rd and main. And, you guessed it, I've eaten there quite a few times.

                        Please...spill. I feel a retro-active wretch coming on.

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                        • #27
                          My daughter was a waitress at a "nice" Greek restaurant in town. She related that when uneaten soup came back to the kitchen it would be put back in the tureen to be served again.
                          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
                          Albert Einstein

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by John McClain View Post
                            My daughter was a waitress at a "nice" Greek restaurant in town. She related that when uneaten soup came back to the kitchen it would be put back in the tureen to be served again.
                            How do you know if it was uneaten? I mean, what if they take a bite or two and decide they don't like it?
                            What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                            -Teenage Dirtbag

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                              How do you know if it was uneaten? I mean, what if they take a bite or two and decide they don't like it?
                              Either way it's a SHUT-THEIR-ASSES-DOWN violation of the Health Code.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                Either way it's a SHUT-THEIR-ASSES-DOWN violation of the Health Code.
                                No kidding. I don't think they can recycle the bread either.
                                What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                                -Teenage Dirtbag

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