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  • #16
    Originally posted by camleish View Post
    ah, arturo. what a bastard. he's actually an arab who decided to open a mexican restaurant. i grew up in bountiful and have eaten far too much el matador. my neighbor got banned for life.
    His name isn't arturo, and he's actually Persian.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • #17
      Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
      To be fair, we need this thread too:


      Los Hermanos
      Sister Smith/Monson/Pratt/Taylor/etc. and her "chicken enchiladas"
      Aren't you in Texas right now? And you're still consumed with Mexican food in Utah?
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • #18
        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        You guys out west are so spoiled. Cafe Rio would step into Dayton and be the best Mexican restaurant in the history of the city. I have been an advocate for the many Live, Work and Play opporunities available here in the great Ohio Miami Valley, but the Mexican food options here are seriously dreadful. Horrible. I've been to every Mexican place in the area and haven't found one that is respectable. Even the taco truck by the Super Dave's beer drive thru is awful. Do you fools know how lucky you are to even be having this argument? Do you?
        I second this. I visited a friend in Paul's Valley, OK (an hour south of OKC) and we went to an "authentic Mexican" restaurant. The rice and beans were obviously out of cans, and the cheese enchiladas were two frozen Delimex taquitos, and the chips and salsa were obviously out of a sack and jar. And I listened to her rave and rave about how much better it was than the previous owner.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Hot Lunch View Post
          The food at Los Hermanos is horrible. Twice I have laughed at someone who told me how good it was. They didn't take that very well.

          I had to go there maybe two years ago for a work b-day party. Apparently the B-day person had LH as their favorite. I hadn't eaten their since early 90's. I got a chicken burrito. To this day, I believe they served me a spoiled tuna burrito. Horrid.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            His name isn't arturo, and he's actually Persian.
            that's what he's always told us it is. and apparently persian is the same as arab in davis county high school lore. still, he's a dick. and the food isn't very good.
            Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by camleish View Post
              that's what he's always told us it is. and apparently persian is the same as arab in davis county high school lore. still, he's a dick. and the food isn't very good.
              I will not disagree with you that he is a tool. He was a client of ours at place I formerly worked, and he was not pleasant to deal with.

              His full name is Artoosh Hasratian, though I might have been wrong about his nationality (the original restaurant served Armenian food). If I were from the Middle East and I owned a Mexican restaurant, I would probably claim my name was something more Mexicanish, too.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • #22
                I ate at a Mexican place in Bountiful once in about 1996 that served saltsa that was HOT, like warmed up soup hot.

                Grossest place I ever ate in Utah. Way worse than JC Mickelson's or Prestwich Farms.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • #23
                  that could be the very same el matador. it could also have been lorena's.
                  Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                    I ate at a Mexican place in Bountiful once in about 1996 that served saltsa that was HOT, like warmed up soup hot.

                    Grossest place I ever ate in Utah. Way worse than JC Mickelson's or Prestwich Farms.
                    Probably Casa Melinda. They searved their tomato sauce-like salsa warm. Big white casa looking building on Hwy 89. I think it is a La Puente now.

                    As a kid I loved to eat there. As an adult, I couldn't stand it. Their only redeeming value was their sopapilla's with honeybutter.

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                    • #25
                      An intern (Carron Phillips) from Atlanta and New York here for a few weeks at the Salt Lake Tribune (print edition) gives a shout out to Cafe Rio, saying he will always be addicted to it.

                      Can't find the link

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                      • #26
                        El Matador sucks.
                        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                        • #27
                          We decided to give La Puente by University Mall a try tonight.

                          Sadly, it met our expectations.


                          Posted from my 14 month old Android phone that is faster than the iPhone 4s
                          "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                            We decided to give La Puente by University Mall a try tonight.

                            Sadly, it met our expectations.


                            Posted from my 14 month old Android phone that is faster than the iPhone 4s
                            I ate at La Puente in AF and I thought it was pretty good considering the price and the fact that it is a chain.
                            *Banned*

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                              You think Ohio is bad? Try Canada.

                              My parents love coming down here and going to Cafe Rio and Los Hermanos. My mom is a huge mexican food fan and the best she can do up there is Taco Time. For a while there they got lucky and could go to Chi-Chi's up in Calgary.
                              canada is bad but the worst I have ever had was in New Zealand (dont ask). Of course, in New Zealand no one cares.
                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                                We decided to give La Puente by University Mall a try tonight.

                                Sadly, it met our expectations.


                                Posted from my 14 month old Android phone that is faster than the iPhone 4s
                                La Puente is not good Mexican food. However, the smothered burritos are decent food. It isn't bad and I would eat that over Cafe Rio any day.

                                If you were around the University Mall there were good options. Go to Diegos or El Gallo Giro next time.
                                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                --Kendrick Lamar

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