Egg Nog.....Yuletide Plasma

[Drunk Tank]

I didn't pay attention to the label, and I bought a 1/2 gallon of Bolthouse Farms "Low-Fat" Egg Nog.

It tastes like drug store candy sprinkled with too much nutmeg. No me gusta. I want some real rompope.

That stuff is made here locally. I tried it as well and it is absolute shit. Worst egg-nog ever.

[The_Tick]

Lol.

I have it in my fridge, and I like it.

[Donuthole]

I had some southern comfort Nog from Walmart the other day. Pretty delicious. Small container said it had 8 servings at 250 calories per serving. I killed all 8 servings in about an hour.

I picked up some Southern Comfort nog last night while I was at the store. Original and Vanilla spice. That should get me by until I can get to Utah and get my Winder Dairy fix.

[TripletDaddy]

had an egg nog shake today for lunch

[The_Douger]

We have gone through 2 quarter gallons of this so far.

I love egg nog.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I picked up some Southern Comfort nog last night while I was at the store. Original and Vanilla spice. That should get me by until I can get to Utah and get my Winder Dairy fix.

Anderson not good enough for you? The Costco stuff is pretty amazi...nevermind.

[Donuthole]

Anderson not good enough for you? The Costco stuff is pretty amazi...nevermind.

Anderson is pretty good, but I like the Southern Comfort a bit better. FTR, my costco card still works, even though we canceled our membership almost 2 years ago. I just go to the self checkout line and it works every time. You know, the self checkout line. The one where you don't have to wait behind someone who is shopping for their entire office just so you can buy cheese and baby wipes. You probably use that line all the time. Anyway, I didn't want to drive 20 minutes to buy egg nog which was only marginally better than that which is available 2 mins from my house.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Anderson is pretty good, but I like the Southern Comfort a bit better. FTR, my costco card still works, even though we canceled our membership almost 2 years ago. I just go to the self checkout line and it works every time. You know, the self checkout line. The one where you don't have to wait behind someone who is shopping for their entire office just so you can buy cheese and baby wipes. You probably use that line all the time. Anyway, I didn't want to drive 20 minutes to buy egg nog which was only marginally better than that which is available 2 mins from my house.

Summerlin is like Oregon. Only a trained professional is allowed to handle our goods. That must be where all of our HOA fees go. Do they really have self checkout on Decatur?

[Donuthole]

Summerlin is like Oregon. Only a trained professional is allowed to handle our goods. That must be where all of our HOA fees go. Do they really have self checkout on Decatur?

'Tis true.

[smokymountainrain]

Anderson is pretty good, but I like the Southern Comfort a bit better. FTR, my costco card still works, even though we canceled our membership almost 2 years ago. I just go to the self checkout line and it works every time. You know, the self checkout line. The one where you don't have to wait behind someone who is shopping for their entire office just so you can buy cheese and baby wipes. You probably use that line all the time. Anyway, I didn't want to drive 20 minutes to buy egg nog which was only marginally better than that which is available 2 mins from my house.

Self checkout at Costco? I must not get the joke. It would be nice, though.

[TripletDaddy]

i thought all Cos had self checkout? have you never seen them??

[Dwight Schr-ute]

'Tis true.

And apparently free membership to boot.

[Donuthole]

Self checkout at Costco? I must not get the joke. It would be nice, though.

The joke is that the Costco closer to me has self-checkout, while the Costco closer to Dwight Schr-Ute does not. The joke is slightly deeper than that, however, as I do not patronize Costco on a regular basis, and thus care very little about any self-checkout line. Meanwhile Dwight Schr-Ute shops at Costco multiple times per week, and has openly lamented the lack of a self-checkout at his nearest Costco location.

Now you have some insight into the above banter. You are free to laugh out loud at its hilarity.

[smokymountainrain]

The joke is that the Costco closer to me has self-checkout, while the Costco closer to Dwight Schr-Ute does not. The joke is slightly deeper than that, however, as I do not patronize Costco on a regular basis, and thus care very little about any self-checkout line. Meanwhile Dwight Schr-Ute shops at Costco multiple times per week, and has openly lamented the lack of a self-checkout at his nearest Costco location.

Now you have some insight into the above banter. You are free to laugh out loud at its hilarity.

[Donuthole]

And apparently free membership to boot.

If you didn't live in such a run down part of town, Costco could probably trust the patrons to self-serve. As it is, nobody is going to let you ghetto folk check your own merchandise.

(SMR, this joke is extremely funny, because Dwight actually lives in the nicest part of Las Vegas, while the Costco nearer me is located right on the border of North Las Vegas--perhaps the most ghetto township in Clark County).