If I lived in Utah, this would be my dream weekend...and it would start on Friday night...
Friday night (date night)
1. Ward wedding reception for free food
2. BYU football fireside
3. Dollar movie (or rent movie and take it home to watch)
4. On way home, stop off at brand new Krispy Kreme. Wait 1 hour for a glazed donut.
Later that night, drive down to the brand new IKEA that is opening tomorrow. Get in line and spend night in effort to receive free IKEA-branded folding chair.
Saturday morning
1. Wake up in line once IKEA opens. Collect free folding chair. Place chair in trunk of car and then go back into IKEA. Buy IKEA cinnamon roll for breakfast (99 cents). Shop around for a little bit and buy something made of plastic for our kitchen.
2.Go home, drop off plastic IKEA item and head out to the brand new I/O grand opening. Before you head out, tell neighbors that you were just at the IKEA grand opening.
Saturday afternoon
1. Wait in line for a couple of hours for I/O burger at grand opening. Order items such as "animal style" or "3 x 3" off the "secret menu."
2. Head down to LES for BYU football game. Tell everyone that you just ate at the grand opening of the I/O.
Saturday evening
1. After game, drive up to Cheesecake Factory grand opening. Wait in line 90 minutes for a table. Order massive portions, including a slice of cheesecake for dessert. Text friends and let them know that you are waiting in a really long line at the new Cheesecake Factory.
2. After dinner, head down to Jordan Commons to catch the opening weekend of New Moon.
3. Go home and sleep in own bed
Sunday
1. Go to Church. Figure out way to mention that you were just at IKEA, I/O, Cheesecake Factory, Krispy Kreme, and New Moon.
Man, I know I am just dreaming here, but that would be an awesome weekend.
Friday night (date night)
1. Ward wedding reception for free food
2. BYU football fireside
3. Dollar movie (or rent movie and take it home to watch)
4. On way home, stop off at brand new Krispy Kreme. Wait 1 hour for a glazed donut.
Later that night, drive down to the brand new IKEA that is opening tomorrow. Get in line and spend night in effort to receive free IKEA-branded folding chair.
Saturday morning
1. Wake up in line once IKEA opens. Collect free folding chair. Place chair in trunk of car and then go back into IKEA. Buy IKEA cinnamon roll for breakfast (99 cents). Shop around for a little bit and buy something made of plastic for our kitchen.
2.Go home, drop off plastic IKEA item and head out to the brand new I/O grand opening. Before you head out, tell neighbors that you were just at the IKEA grand opening.
Saturday afternoon
1. Wait in line for a couple of hours for I/O burger at grand opening. Order items such as "animal style" or "3 x 3" off the "secret menu."
2. Head down to LES for BYU football game. Tell everyone that you just ate at the grand opening of the I/O.
Saturday evening
1. After game, drive up to Cheesecake Factory grand opening. Wait in line 90 minutes for a table. Order massive portions, including a slice of cheesecake for dessert. Text friends and let them know that you are waiting in a really long line at the new Cheesecake Factory.
2. After dinner, head down to Jordan Commons to catch the opening weekend of New Moon.
3. Go home and sleep in own bed
Sunday
1. Go to Church. Figure out way to mention that you were just at IKEA, I/O, Cheesecake Factory, Krispy Kreme, and New Moon.
Man, I know I am just dreaming here, but that would be an awesome weekend.
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