The Office thread

[Fiyero]

Look at the intern to your right. Now look at the intern to your left. One of you will be a very successful business manager, one of you will make a living, and one of you will be a mother.

[Fiyero]

Pass me the ball Michael, I have one:

My aunt was a semi-professional boxer, and in a match she slipped and hit her head on a stool, which paralyzed her from the neck down. All she could do was helplessly lay in bed until her manager had no choice but to remove her breathing tube. We were all very sad.

That's awful. Oh Pam I'm so sorry.

[BoylenOver]

I just had a chance to watch the season premiere. I liken it to a family member with Alzheimer's. Even though they aren't the same as they once were, you still spend time with them because you love them and remember the good times.

[Fiyero]

You should hold on to Dwight's home number, in case you ever find yourself stranded and surrounded by moose.

[JohnnyLingo]

You should hold on to Dwight's home number, in case you ever find yourself stranded and surrounded by moose.

I believe the actual situation is finding yourself between a moose and her young.

But yeah... wasn't a fan of the "Stanley had an affair" angle. We know nothing about his personal life beyond he was excited for the branch to shut down (for the severance package) and he loves Pretzel Day.

And I think he has a couple daughters.

Now suddenly he's having an affair? The investment was not there.

[YOhio]

I love that Office episode where Michael acts outrageous in a plea for acceptance. Jim and Pam acted really cool and cliquish and Dwight was just downright bizarre. It was hilarious.

[JohnnyLingo]

I love that Office episode where Michael acts outrageous in a plea for acceptance. Jim and Pam acted really cool and cliquish and Dwight was just downright bizarre. It was hilarious.

I love that post from YOhio where he sarcastically praises something. It's awesome.

[Coach McGuirk]

I love that post from YOhio where he sarcastically praises something. It's awesome.

Weren't you quitting this site earlier today, or were you just being sarcastic?

[JohnnyLingo]

Weren't you quitting this site earlier today, or were you just being sarcastic?

I don't recall doing that.

But come on! Didn't you see how I turned YOhio's backhanded compliment around? That was funny!

[YOhio]

But come on! Didn't you see how I turned YOhio's backhanded compliment around? That was funny!

Well done, Johnny. I'm glad to see byu71's tutelage isn't going to waste.

[JohnnyLingo]

Well done, Johnny. I'm glad to see byu71's tutelage isn't going to waste.

[Fiyero]

You bitches need to hug it out.

[Coach McGuirk]

I don't recall doing that.

But come on! Didn't you see how I turned YOhio's backhanded compliment around? That was funny!

It was this part,

Continue to enjoy your experience here. I'll try not to intrude so frequently.

I guess not quite quit, but post less. Oh well.

[TripletDaddy]

I love that Office episode where Michael acts outrageous in a plea for acceptance. Jim and Pam acted really cool and cliquish and Dwight was just downright bizarre. It was hilarious.

I will be providing Office spoilers later this week. If you want to know the overarching storyline of this season, I will let you know. Just like last time.

[DrumNFeather]

I thought last night's episode was pretty strong and had a good balance to it. The best in quite some time...especially Toby.