The Call of Duty Thread

[falafel]

The point is to win, and when I'm the only one who knows what they're doing on my team, it isn't hard for another team filled with decent players to completely kick the ass of a team that only has one devastatingly good player.

I'll give you credit, fils, you're good, just not up to my level. I've said it before and I'll say it again; The point is, I'm better than you. I just am.

How long are you PS3ers going to suffer this fool to play with you? The xboxers would have dumped him in under an hour.

[filsdepac]

How long are you PS3ers going to suffer this fool to play with you? The xboxers would have dumped him in under an hour.

It's actually pretty entertaining. He won't get a mic, so whenever I read his posts, I just use the voice of Corky Sinclair from Waiting for Guffman.

[cougjunkie]

How long are you PS3ers going to suffer this fool to play with you? The xboxers would have dumped him in under an hour.

Yeah he is a complete tool. He has proven to be all talk and no action. I would say he is probably about 5th best. Also the FFA game he was talking about where he got in with 8 minutes left and not 2, he finished with 5 kills and 0 deaths because he hid in a corner and did not move. I gave him credit because he did have one nice game but I do not even remember when it was, it might have been wasteland but of course that is the perfect camping board. Dude is not even top 10 in K/D on my friends list.

I bet he loves StarWars and comic books too, just seems like the type.

[Lost Student]

Pics or it didn't happen..

I was fifteen hundred points in first place in that headquarters. I didn't finish last in search and destroy, i finished third. You won that first FFA game because when I joined you were already at sixteen kills and there were two minutes left, I was only able to get nine kills and no deaths in that one. The time didn't run out, I had thirty..

Remember, you yourself said to sose that it was time to, and I quote, "give Zubaz credit. He's much better at this than we are and he's probably really hot, not to mention more than likely tantrically gifted." Your words, not mine.

Don't be jealous. Don't hate. Just lie back and take it. You know you love it or you wouldn't be blowin up my account with all your giddy party invites everytime you see me get online..

I think this post confirms for me that Zubaz is a dupe account. I haven't yet figured out who is behind the mask, but I will. My earlier guess that he is Chuck Norris has been disproven by the fact that he has not scored 76-0 in every TDM, so I have to rethink things.

Right now I am leaning toward either Goatnapper, SU, or possibly Wilum Hopfrog Pugmire. I'll let you know what my investigation turns up!

[old_gregg]

one devastatingly good player.

new user title ftw!

[falafel]

Dangit, sounds like being mormon in high school all over again.

I'm really dumb when it comes to routers. I have Dynex, not sure what the model is. First though, i have a modem and maybe I need to get into that. It's a motorola, again, not sure what the model is. I'm not even sure how to forward ports, let alone which ones. Maybe I'll focus on that tonight. The only times I care is when I'm playing and then I just give up because I want to get in a game.

You shouldn't have to do anything with your modem (assuming you have a static ip address). Perhaps this website would be helpful to you: http://portforward.com/english/route...rn_Warfare.htm

[Zubaz]

Yeah he is a complete tool. He has proven to be all talk and no action. I would say he is probably about 5th best. Also the FFA game he was talking about where he got in with 8 minutes left and not 2, he finished with 5 kills and 0 deaths because he hid in a corner and did not move. I gave him credit because he did have one nice game but I do not even remember when it was, it might have been wasteland but of course that is the perfect camping board. Dude is not even top 10 in K/D on my friends list.

I bet he loves StarWars and comic books too, just seems like the type.

Yeah, I agree with this statement because when people are even just a tad bit more talented than I am at something, (which has only happened once, Lebron), I tend to exaggerate any flaw that I think they might have. (speaking in third person, Lebron?)

Straight up lies, cougjunkie, straight up lies.. K/D spread? you know I'm at a 1.40, right? that's barely under your precious tenveux and that's only cause I don't camp out during headquarters games.

Who doesn't love Star Wars? Who doesn't like superheroes? You just alienated 95% of the planet's population.. (No, filspac, that's not an actual proven statistic (get a life, auditor)).

Quit hating.. just admit that you love me and what I do. I'm kind of like Lady Gaga, nobody wants to admit how talented I really am because of their blind hatred that stems from jealousy..

[Zubaz]

How long are you PS3ers going to suffer this fool to play with you? The xboxers would have dumped him in under an hour.

Dear Mr. T,

They "suffer" me to play with them cause they are addicted to winning. Much like you untalented xboxers would if I were playing on the sub-par, unsavory system and network.

How does it feel to pay Bill Gates 50 bucks a year so he can molest you?

Sincerely,
Zubaz

[falafel]

I'm kind of like Lady Gaga

Hermaphrodite. I KNEW IT!

[filsdepac]

I don't camp out during headquarters games.

Who doesn't love Star Wars? Who doesn't like superheroes? You just alienated 95% of the planet's population...

Is there an emoticon for hook, line, sinker?

[falafel]

Dear Mr. T,

They "suffer" me to play with them cause they are addicted to winning. Much like you untalented xboxers would if I were playing on the sub-par, unsavory system and network.

Except you rarely seem to playing on their team. Oh wait, that still supports your statement.

How does it feel to pay Bill Gates 50 bucks a year so he can molest you?

I have no problem paying to enjoy the finer things in life.

[old_gregg]

How does it feel to pay Bill Gates 50 bucks a year so he can molest you?

[Zubaz]

Is there an emoticon for hook, line, sinker?

I don't even know what this means,

Mr T,
If you want to pay for the "finer" things in life, then I have some canned air I can get you for seven dollars a pop.

[falafel]

Mr T,
If you want to pay for the "finer" things in life, then I have some canned air I can get you for seven dollars a pop.

I'll only pay $7 for air from Druidia.

[Pheidippides]

How long are you PS3ers going to suffer this fool to play with you? The xboxers would have dumped him in under an hour.

NO!