The Call of Duty Thread

[Zubaz]

Best 3 players(not in order): Phat, Me, Zubaz

VINDICATION!!!

I will be on tonight. Transform and roll out.

[Zubaz]

CJ, quickly, name the top six.... startiiiiiiiiiiiiing now!

[Zubaz]

What the hell. I'm in.

Have fun in B camp.

Where are you in the pecking order?

He's a better player than Hot Lunch but of course, we BOTH know HL trumps him, naaa-mean?

[cougjunkie]

I got this new turtle beach headset that mutes all assholes so that's why I don't respond to you CJ, but good luck with makin the cut tonight. I know I stand top 3.
Best 3 players(not in order): Phat, Me, Zubaz

Aunty Terry I have yet to seen you do shit that is impressive. Top 3 players and it is not debatable are:

1. Fils
2. Zubaz
3. Phat

You are somewhere between 6 and 8 when you are on your game (which is rare for you), when you are not you are somewhere between Drunktank and the piece of lint in my pocket.

On top of that you are a pussy that can't handle the shit talking and mute guys in your own party which means that you do not belong in the top 6 at all as you meet none of the criteria. You are not funny, you are terrible at talking smack, and your skills are lacking. Keep riding Phats coattails if he wasn't having sexual relations with your sister you wouldn't make the top 20.

[FlynHawaiian30]

Aunty Terry I have yet to seen you do shit that is impressive. Top 3 players and it is not debatable are:

1. Fils
2. Zubaz
3. Phat

You are somewhere between 6 and 8 when you are on your game (which is rare for you), when you are not you are somewhere between Drunktank and the piece of lint in my pocket.

On top of that you are a pussy that can't handle the shit talking and mute guys in your own party which means that you do not belong in the top 6 at all as you meet none of the criteria. You are not funny, you are terrible at talking smack, and your skills are lacking. Keep riding Phats coattails if he wasn't having sexual relations with your sister you wouldn't make the top 20.

My off game is still better than your best game you limp dick bitch. Don't be mad when you get the boot tonight because you cant hang with us. Put me between 6-8? Really? Your shitty game skills must put you around 15 then. You want to talk about riding coattails?! You go 7-9, barely beating the saint's 6-8 game and you say I ride coat tails while I am religiously in the top 3?! I'm yet to see you earn a chopper gunner or dogs.

So tell that slut with a mustache you call a wife to watch the kids and go practice so you'll be ready for when we play.

[Zubaz]

...Tonight should be epic.

[cougjunkie]

My off game is still better than your best game you limp dick bitch. Don't be mad when you get the boot tonight because you cant hang with us. Put me between 6-8? Really? Your shitty game skills must put you around 15 then. You want to talk about riding coattails?! You go 7-9, barely beating the saint's 6-8 game and you say I ride coat tails while I am religiously in the top 3?! I'm yet to see you earn a chopper gunner or dogs.

So tell that slut with a mustache you call a wife to watch the kids and go practice so you'll be ready for when we play.

Don't be a bitch and mute me tonight. Maybe instead of buying a new headset and spending so much time on BLOPS you should work on a job so you can get out of moms basement.

You have yet to see me with a Chopper gunner or dogs? Maybe you should quit trying to breast feed that new baby with those man boobs of yours (Sorry bro Gay Falker was wrong you can't milk everything with nipples) and pay more attention.

On top of that you should be better than me (which is very debatable, we can take a poll on who everyone would rather play with if you want.) I have played xbox for 2 months now and this is the first FPS game I have ever played. You brag about the hours and hours you used to spend playing Halo yet you still suck at FPS games. I am starting to think you have a false sense of reality being the baby in your family didn't do you any favors. You need to man the fuck up, get a job, move out of moms house and start supporting your family. It has to be hard feeling worthless and run down all the time knowing that without mom and dad you wouldn't be shit. Then again guys like you have no pride so I am sure you are fine with ballooning to 3 bills (or in your case 4 bills) getting really good at Xbox and eating cheetos for the rest of your life.

[FlynHawaiian30]

Don't be a bitch and mute me tonight. Maybe instead of buying a new headset and spending so much time on BLOPS you should work on a job so you can get out of moms basement.

You have yet to see me with a Chopper gunner or dogs? Maybe you should quit trying to breast feed that new baby with those man boobs of yours (Sorry bro Gay Falker was wrong you can't milk everything with nipples) and pay more attention.

On top of that you should be better than me (which is very debatable, we can take a poll on who everyone would rather play with if you want.) I have played xbox for 2 months now and this is the first FPS game I have ever played. You brag about the hours and hours you used to spend playing Halo yet you still suck at FPS games. I am starting to think you have a false sense of reality being the baby in your family didn't do you any favors. You need to man the fuck up, get a job, move out of moms house and start supporting your family. It has to be hard feeling worthless and run down all the time knowing that without mom and dad you wouldn't be shit. Then again guys like you have no pride so I am sure you are fine with ballooning to 3 bills (or in your case 4 bills) getting really good at Xbox and eating cheetos for the rest of your life.

I do have a job dumb shit. And it's a great job, but since you don't know shit I will enlighten you and let you know that to live near DC isn't cheap, but were actually looking at houses. Since you can't do math either when Halo was out I was in high school not a mid life crisis in my 30s like you.

Take a poll, you won't like the results. Who puts up better stats on their own on a consistent basis?

You also need to do some research as I'm not the baby in the family. 4 bills? You must have meant to send that to Wuap so I will disregard that.

I hope your practicing now because if not have fun playin with yourself. But then again you're probably use to that.

[wuapinmon]

Yeah, I don't miss that.

[RobinFinderson]

Try running Flak Jacket, Sleight of Hand and Marathon. Thats a great setup. Also, try running the Spas-12 with a silencer. It makes a difference.

Ok, so I'm running Flak, Sleight of Hand, and Marathon, with silencer, just as you suggest, and my KD has taken a definite upward leap. So I'm definitely playing better with that, even though the raw speed isn't there. And I'm convinced that the rapid reload speed is better than the steady aim. What do you use as your secondary? I've been running dual pythons most of the time, but that isn't that different in concept than the Spas.

[Coach McGuirk]

Not gonna lie, tonight was bullshit. I don't think I have had less fun hanging with cuffers than I had tonight.

[FlynHawaiian30]

Ok, so I'm running Flak, Sleight of Hand, and Marathon, with silencer, just as you suggest, and my KD has taken a definite upward leap. So I'm definitely playing better with that, even though the raw speed isn't there. And I'm convinced that the rapid reload speed is better than the steady aim. What do you use as your secondary? I've been running dual pythons most of the time, but that isn't that different in concept than the Spas.

Depends on map. On most of my classes I run the makarov pistol with extended mag. Simply because with 5 shots the guy is dead. Pull the trigger as fast as you can and you got him. It is also good for medium distance.

If I'm using my shotgun on a small map I like to use the RPG because if someone is outside the building or in a room, just launch it in there. Like Nuketown for example, someone sitting in the room shoot the RPG. Somebody outside by the bus? Got em.

[Surfah]

Not gonna lie, tonight was bullshit. I don't think I have had less fun hanging with cuffers than I had tonight.

No shit. Will Flyn and Junkie please kiss and make up so we can all play together?

[cougjunkie]

No shit. Will Flyn and Junkie please kiss and make up so we can all play together?

I would have played with Flynn but he bitched out. He is that guy that challenges someone to a fight and then doesn't show up.

I love you and Phat but have no clue how you guys are related to that kid. At least Phat can claim it is only by marriage.

Your dad should have pulled out and shot homeboy in a dirty sock. Probably the worst mistake of his life.

[Surfah]

I would have played with Flynn but he bitched out. He is that guy that challenges someone to a fight and then doesn't show up.

I love you and Phat but have no clue how you guys are related to that kid. At least Phat can claim it is only by marriage.

Your dad should have pulled out and shot homeboy in a dirty sock. Probably the worst mistake of his life.