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  • Apropos of the earlier Gaffigan complaints of fat and eating jokes, he really has branched out in the last few years. The last show I saw of him he was pretty political. Like this:

    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • I like his bit about how everything in Saskatchewan sounds dirty. Regina, Rough Riders, the Mounties.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • Originally posted by falafel View Post

        He says stuff like "crud" instead of "crap" and "stinks" instead of "sucks". If he references the male genitalia at all in a humoruos way, he'll say "johnson" or "special purpose."
        I hate this person
        As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
        --Kendrick Lamar

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        • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post

          I hate this person
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post

            I hate this person
            That just tells you how much I like the rest of his qualities. That's a lot to get over.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Any other Nate Bargatze fans? We love that guy.
              Yes, big fan. Saw him in person maybe two years ago at the University of Houston and it was great. He also has a podcast which I’ve never listened to but they played parts of it prior to the event starting and it was hilarious.
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • not stand up, but not sure where to put things from SNL. They have been great the last few weeks.

                the waffle house one from this past weekend was great.

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                • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                  not stand up, but not sure where to put things from SNL. They have been great the last few weeks.

                  the waffle house one from this past weekend was great.

                  SNL has had a strong year. The excursion into high quality videos has been excellent.

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                  • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                    not stand up, but not sure where to put things from SNL. They have been great the last few weeks.

                    the waffle house one from this past weekend was great.

                    That's the funniest thing I've seen on SNL in a long time. Right up there with the Casey Affleck Dunkin Donuts bit.
                    "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                    • That's hilarious.
                      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                      - SeattleUte

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                      • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                        I haven't gone to a comedy show since before I was married. Bo Jr bought the misses and me tickets to Regan for Christmas. It's nothing I would have paid for, but I'm sure we'll have a great time. He's a funny guy.
                        Went to the show last night and had a great time. Kermet Apio opened the show. He was great too.

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                        • Watched Bo Burnham's Make Happy, it was really good. Not Inside good, but still good.
                          As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                          --Kendrick Lamar

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                          • Going to see Fahim Anwar on Saturday-- he seriously cracks me up.

                            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Any other Nate Bargatze fans? We love that guy.
                              So Nate Bargatze is having an amazing run. Did 3 shows at the Delta Center a few weeks ago. Selling out big venues all over the country. And he will be hosting SNL next week.

                              SLC show was great!
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                                So Nate Bargatze is having an amazing run. Did 3 shows at the Delta Center a few weeks ago. Selling out big venues all over the country. And he will be hosting SNL next week.

                                SLC show was great!
                                I loved his last special. I loved his bit about growing up Christian:

                                https://www.youtube.com/shorts/imij7QJbSLA
                                "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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