Taylor Swift: America's Cultural Colossus

[wuapinmon]

Does this mean we can all hate Robert Redford for that horrible African colonial film he was in?

Sorry - can't hate Ghost and the Darkness. Actually...not sorry.

I don't know any other African colonial era films to determine who else I should hate on.

I do like TSwift. I think she knows how to write a catchy toon and concur with all those who believe she is bound to have ongoing success now that mpfunk has confirmed that he doesn't like her.

Did we ever get a confirmation that Kane is sleeping with Timberlake...not that there's anything wrong with that.

The Ghost and the Darkness is still good.

[Levin]

And as if it needs to be said, the title of this thread only becomes more true every day. I'm no prophet -- it was simply plain to see. And she's only going to get bigger, so get used to it. I predict she'll perform for the Super Bowl half-time show soon (this year or next), and demolish Katy Perry's efforts. Then come the grammys, and 1989 will clean house there. A new album will also be here around this time next year (she releases an album every fall every two years, like clockwork -- there's not a more disciplined and hard-working musician out there). And did we already mention how she brought the most powerful and valuable company in the world to its knees? And she keeps on being a good and sane person. Given the trails of destruction that superstardom has left in its wake, this one is beating all the odds. My six-year old girl can keep on wearing her 1989 tour t-shirt every day.

[TripletDaddy]

If anybody has or knows of someone who has tickets they're looking to sell for tomorrow night's show, lemme know. Online options are ridic -- may still have to bite the bullet at some point.

I wouldnt go to the show itself without a ticket. There wont be any for sale and you are definitely going to have to pay $1000 per ticket to get in.

[TripletDaddy]

Something's wrong with your calculation, based on your previous criticisms of her body. 5' from her boobs, 4'-10" from her torso.

I dont remember claiming that her boobs were concave.

[HBCoug]

I wouldnt go to the show itself without a ticket. There wont be any for sale and you are definitely going to have to pay $1000 per ticket to get in.

Ha. I'm buying them from out of state. Would you like to walk over to the arena and do the trx for me? I'll compensate you with brisket or PAC-12 network or something.

[old_gregg]

I dont remember claiming that her boobs were concave.

convex for sure :condom:

[TripletDaddy]

convex for sure :condom:

agreed.

now, the angle of the convex slope is a different discussion....

[Commando]

So we all agree that Taylor Swift is hot?

[falafel]

So we all agree that Taylor Swift is hot?

No. I'm going with Nikki Minaj.

[old_gregg]

No. I'm going with Nikki Minaj.

that is a false and racist dichotomy

[falafel]

that is a false and racist dichotomy

In addition to her boobs, Taylor Swift's a$$ is also concave. Nikki FTW.

[Commando]

In addition to her boobs, Taylor Swift's a$$ is also concave. Nikki FTW.

Yeah but Nikki's legs look like a couple of Cheetos. TS all dayyyyyy!

[falafel]

Yeah but Nikki's legs look like a couple of Cheetos. TS all dayyyyyy!

What?!

I'm not sure Taylor's pretzel sticks are any better.

[TripletDaddy]

No. I'm going with Nikki Minaj.

:moon:

[pellegrino]

Felt like this needed to be reposted.