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  • Originally posted by Commando View Post
    Dude. Better not go to church b/c some a hole is going to spoil the movie for you!
    Good point. My ward has a lot of a holes, too. I think I have to work out of town that weekend.
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • Originally posted by creekster View Post

      That is always funny.
      Not that, sickos.

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      • Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
        That is always funny.
        Robert Smigel realizes before he utters the "which button do you push for your parents to come pick you up" line that he he's improved some comedy gold. He can hardly get it out.
        Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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        • Smigel's the real deal. Conan's funny, but Smigel's writing put his show over the top. That stoic Spock flipping off the line cracks me up every time.
          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • Originally posted by Commando View Post
            Contrary to lots of snide remarks and the overwhelming emphasis on real sets and action in these new movies, all the CGI and action of the prequels were excessive, they were not the thing that made the movies inferior. I pin that directly on the script and direction. Otherwise great actors looking like crap? That's on Lucas and his refusal to take notes from anybody. Oh well.
            Ok, first Hayden Christianson (or however you spell it) is a horrible actor. Winona Ryder on sedatives is more emotive. Second, yes, I agree with you completely besides #1.

            Also, there's this, which is not bad, really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9LEhOZZbuk

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            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • I don't think he's terrible at all. I don't know if he is on Ewan McGregor or Natalie Portman's level, but certainly not horrible. His other work doesn't show it, either. Everyone was stoked when he was cast since Life as a House was sort of an edgy challenging movie that showed some chops for a young kid. Those lines Lucas made him say were soo awful. "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL" "I hate sand. It's itchy and blah blah blah and It gets everywhere." Natalie Portman- another example. Won Best Actress for Black Swan. Smash cut to her oscar worthy dialogue with Anakin. "Hold me like you did that one time. By the lake. On Naboo." (So bad it got hoots and laughter in the theater upon its first showing.) Suddenly they look like an awkward kirk cameron movie or something. That's where Lucas is supposed to say, "CUT! Hey let's figure out a line that doesn't sound like dog shit right there..." But I digress...
              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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              • Originally posted by Commando View Post
                I don't think he's terrible at all. I don't know if he is on Ewan McGregor or Natalie Portman's level, but certainly not horrible. His other work doesn't show it, either. Everyone was stoked when he was cast since Life as a House was sort of an edgy challenging movie that showed some chops for a young kid. Those lines Lucas made him say were soo awful. "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL" "I hate sand. It's itchy and blah blah blah and It gets everywhere." Natalie Portman- another example. Won Best Actress for Black Swan. Smash cut to her oscar worthy dialogue with Anakin. "Hold me like you did that one time. By the lake. On Naboo." (So bad it got hoots and laughter in the theater upon its first showing.) Suddenly they look like an awkward kirk cameron movie or something. That's where Lucas is supposed to say, "CUT! Hey let's figure out a line that doesn't sound like dog shit right there..." But I digress...
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                • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                  If there's one thing you can trust Disney to do, it is to refrain from soulless merchandise grabs.


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                  • Originally posted by Commando View Post
                    I don't think he's terrible at all. I don't know if he is on Ewan McGregor or Natalie Portman's level, but certainly not horrible. His other work doesn't show it, either. Everyone was stoked when he was cast since Life as a House was sort of an edgy challenging movie that showed some chops for a young kid. Those lines Lucas made him say were soo awful. "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL" "I hate sand. It's itchy and blah blah blah and It gets everywhere." Natalie Portman- another example. Won Best Actress for Black Swan. Smash cut to her oscar worthy dialogue with Anakin. "Hold me like you did that one time. By the lake. On Naboo." (So bad it got hoots and laughter in the theater upon its first showing.) Suddenly they look like an awkward kirk cameron movie or something. That's where Lucas is supposed to say, "CUT! Hey let's figure out a line that doesn't sound like dog shit right there..." But I digress...
                    Don't forget bringing back "milady." Nobody in one of the many writers' meetings said, "Really? This is the best we can come up with?"
                    Not that, sickos.

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                    • Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                      Don't forget bringing back "milady." Nobody in one of the many writers' meetings said, "Really? This is the best we can come up with?"
                      LOL. Forgot about that effing gem. I wish they had a writers' meeting. In fairness, nobody believed in Lucas enough to fund the first one, so he could pretty much tell everyone to esad at his discretion, but he sure didn't do himself any favors.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • Umm, none of that is worse than Jar Jar Binks
                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                        • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                          Umm, none of that is worse than Jar Jar Binks
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                          • I love when Star Wars fans complain about characters and dialogue they don't think are sufficiently serious. Yes. Sorry your movie set in the distant past about outer space magic swords and space ships was unnecessarily silly.

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                            • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                              I love when Star Wars fans complain about characters and dialogue they don't think are sufficiently serious. Yes. Sorry your movie set in the distant past about outer space magic swords and space ships was unnecessarily silly.
                              Yes. Nailed it. The seriousness was what it lacked.
                              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                There's some computer animator out there that spent a day or two back in 1998 or 1999 putting that footage together.

                                "George wants you to have the robot kick Jar Jar Binks in the crotch. I can't stress the importance of this, Jar Jar is the key to all of this."

                                Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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