Thomas Kinkade is an effing abomination

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  • oxcoug
    Dolphins Rape Hipsters
    • Dec 2009
    • 5309

    #1

    Thomas Kinkade is an effing abomination

    and should be lashed in a public square.

    Discuss.
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.
  • Maximus
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 6024

    #2
    what is wrong with him?

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    • SoCalCoug
      Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
      • Nov 2008
      • 5214

      #3
      Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
      and should be lashed in a public square.

      Discuss.
      I agree wholeheartedly. My sister in law gave us some Thomas Kinkade prints (including a "hand highlighted" canvas) when she moved to Hawaii, and we tried to sell them on ebay, but nobody wants them.
      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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      • creekster
        It is NOT a monkey!
        • Nov 2008
        • 22661

        #4
        Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
        and should be lashed in a public square.

        Discuss.
        But he is the master of light!
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • oxcoug
          Dolphins Rape Hipsters
          • Dec 2009
          • 5309

          #5
          Originally posted by Maximus View Post
          what is wrong with him?

          Well I'll try to steer clear of the personal stuff (smarmy Born Again who says "God is my agent," deadbeat who bilked investors out of millions, etc) and focus on the epic suckitude of his paintings, which are just garishly sentimental and manipulative. I hate them.

          But I can accept that some people don't feel this way.
          Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

          It can't all be wedding cake.

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          • Art Vandelay
            Striving for mediocrity
            • Jul 2009
            • 10516

            #6
            If by lashing you mean gently placing colorful floral arrangements all around him, as he sits on a peaceful park bench watching waterfowl and cumulus clouds float by, then yes I agree with you.

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            • Jarid in Cedar
              CS Institutional Memory
              • Jun 2009
              • 13234

              #7
              Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
              If by lashing you mean gently placing colorful floral arrangements all around him, as he sits on a peaceful park bench, with a noose around his neck watching waterfowl and cumulus clouds float by, then yes I agree with you.
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              • NorthwestUteFan
                אלוף
                • Oct 2010
                • 3384

                #8
                Originally posted by oxcoug View Post

                blah blah blah... "God is my agent," ...
                God is a GENIUS marketer.

                'Art' is in the eye of the beholder. You won't get any quarrell from me about that. However he has those studios EVERYWHERE and sells uncountable numbers of his paintings.

                I personally don't like his style either but I greatly admire his ability to place his product!

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                • oxcoug
                  Dolphins Rape Hipsters
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 5309

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
                  God is a GENIUS marketer.

                  'Art' is in the eye of the beholder.
                  Art may be, good art isn't.

                  BTW that "genius" hooked him up with a DUI, an arrest and a bankruptcy over the summer!

                  Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                  It can't all be wedding cake.

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                  • creekster
                    It is NOT a monkey!
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 22661

                    #10
                    So are you reacting to his art, his lifestyle or his success? Or something else?
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • YOhio
                      Hipster Mode
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 26165

                      #11
                      Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
                      BTW that "genius" hooked him up with a DUI, an arrest and a bankruptcy over the summer!
                      Sounds like an artist to me.

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                      • oxcoug
                        Dolphins Rape Hipsters
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 5309

                        #12
                        Originally posted by creekster View Post
                        So are you reacting to his art, his lifestyle or his success? Or something else?

                        Oh his art - but the fact that he's also a born again huckster out there monetizing God helps make it easier.

                        Apropos of not much....

                        "Again we agree. What kind of work you do, Big Dan?

                        ----Sales, Mr McGill, sales! What do I sell?

                        The truth, every blessed word of it.

                        From Genesis down to Revelations.

                        Yes, the word of God, which, let me say,

                        there's damn good money in during these times of woe and want.

                        People want answers, and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em.

                        And what do you do, you and your, uh, tongue-tied friend?"
                        Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                        It can't all be wedding cake.

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                        • creekster
                          It is NOT a monkey!
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
                          Oh his art - but the fact that he's also a born again huckster out there monetizing God helps make it easier.

                          Apropos of not much....

                          "Again we agree. What kind of work you do, Big Dan?

                          ----Sales, Mr McGill, sales! What do I sell?

                          The truth, every blessed word of it.

                          From Genesis down to Revelations.

                          Yes, the word of God, which, let me say,

                          there's damn good money in during these times of woe and want.

                          People want answers, and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em.

                          And what do you do, you and your, uh, tongue-tied friend?"
                          Monetizing God is all too common, but his horrible art makes me angry! Grab the pitchforks and let's rush the castle, or the quaintly lighted cottage, as the case may be!
                          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • pellegrino
                            miserere me
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 12100

                            #14
                            kinkade = kitsch
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • NorthwestUteFan
                              אלוף
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 3384

                              #15
                              Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
                              Oh his art - but the fact that he's also a born again huckster out there monetizing God helps make it easier.
                              I used to laugh out loud when I would see an Amy Grant CD for sale at the church bookstore. Same exact issue. She used to be pretty outspoken with her anti-Mormon views..

                              Mormons probably shouldn't complain too hard about monetizing God. We do it all over the place too.

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