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  • Green Lantern
    Has overcome great fear
    • Aug 2009
    • 2289

    #31
    My problem with Ke$ha is that, in terms of "guilty pleasures," there is very little pleasure available to offset the crippling guilt that comes from listening to her music. "Tik Tok" is a pretty catchy, moronically stupid song, which I would be able to get behind if the singer was in some way interesting/hot. But she's not. In the least. When I saw her perform on American Idol a few weeks ago, I realized that I could no longer even enjoy her music as I cannot now even imagine some ridiculously attractive pop starlet singing the words. Thanks a bunch Ke$ha.
    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

    --Portland Ute

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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #32
      Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
      My problem with Ke$ha is that, in terms of "guilty pleasures," there is very little pleasure available to offset the crippling guilt that comes from listening to her music. "Tik Tok" is a pretty catchy, moronically stupid song, which I would be able to get behind if the singer was in some way interesting/hot. But she's not. In the least. When I saw her perform on American Idol a few weeks ago, I realized that I could no longer even enjoy her music as I cannot now even imagine some ridiculously attractive pop starlet singing the words. Thanks a bunch Ke$ha.
      To borrow a recent topic of discussion on CUF, Ke$ha has appeal because she is bat-sh** crazy insane, like a sober Amy Winehouse insane.

      Anyone can wear weird Lady Gaga clothes, which Ke$ha has done....for example, walking down the street in a wizard cloak or wearing zebra body suits while carrying a scepter.

      But Ke$ha has a bit of intangible awesomeness in her DNA. She didn't wan't to wait in line for the bathroom while at a UK music awards show, so she walked up and urinated in the sink. She called out Britney, saying that her live shows were crap and a lip sync nightmare. She threw up in Paris Hilton's closet and left without cleaning it up. She bribed a gardener to get into Prince's house and when she was caught, instead of apologizing she gave him a mix tape of her music. In other words, Ke$ha does really cool stuff. A lot.
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      • Surfah
        Where's Wallace?
        • Nov 2008
        • 33726

        #33
        I didn't realize her big break was singing the chorus on Flo Rida's Right Round.
        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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        • Flystripper
          Degenerate Gambler
          • Nov 2008
          • 14105

          #34
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          I know I need help. Someone please help me.

          Don't be ashamed!
          Dyslexics are teople poo...

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          • beefytee
            Board eye candy
            • Mar 2009
            • 7542

            #35
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            But Ke$ha has a bit of intangible awesomeness in her DNA. She didn't wan't to wait in line for the bathroom while at a UK music awards show, so she walked up and urinated in the sink. She called out Britney, saying that her live shows were crap and a lip sync nightmare. She threw up in Paris Hilton's closet and left without cleaning it up. She bribed a gardener to get into Prince's house and when she was caught, instead of apologizing she gave him a mix tape of her music. In other words, Ke$ha does really cool stuff. A lot.
            Did Robin hack your account?

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            • Flystripper
              Degenerate Gambler
              • Nov 2008
              • 14105

              #36
              Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
              Britney? Yes. Gaga? Yes. Ke$ha? No. She's awful.
              you will come around!
              Dyslexics are teople poo...

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              • Flystripper
                Degenerate Gambler
                • Nov 2008
                • 14105

                #37
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post

                But Ke$ha has a bit of intangible awesomeness in her DNA. She didn't wan't to wait in line for the bathroom while at a UK music awards show, so she walked up and urinated in the sink. She called out Britney, saying that her live shows were crap and a lip sync nightmare. She threw up in Paris Hilton's closet and left without cleaning it up. She bribed a gardener to get into Prince's house and when she was caught, instead of apologizing she gave him a mix tape of her music. In other words, Ke$ha does really cool stuff. A lot.
                Yep I <3 Ke$ha! I have just learned to embrace it.
                Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                  Yep I <3 Ke$ha! I have just learned to embrace it.
                  CUF when Flystripper posts >> CUF when Flystripper doesn't post!
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                  • Green Lantern
                    Has overcome great fear
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 2289

                    #39
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    To borrow a recent topic of discussion on CUF, Ke$ha has appeal because she is bat-sh** crazy insane, like a sober Amy Winehouse insane.

                    Anyone can wear weird Lady Gaga clothes, which Ke$ha has done....for example, walking down the street in a wizard cloak or wearing zebra body suits while carrying a scepter.

                    But Ke$ha has a bit of intangible awesomeness in her DNA. She didn't wan't to wait in line for the bathroom while at a UK music awards show, so she walked up and urinated in the sink. She called out Britney, saying that her live shows were crap and a lip sync nightmare. She threw up in Paris Hilton's closet and left without cleaning it up. She bribed a gardener to get into Prince's house and when she was caught, instead of apologizing she gave him a mix tape of her music. In other words, Ke$ha does really cool stuff. A lot.
                    Ah, see, that's the kind of info I'm looking for when I said she needed to be "interesting/hot." She comes up empty in the hot department, but she may just pull through on interesting.
                    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                    --Portland Ute

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                      Ah, see, that's the kind of info I'm looking for when I said she needed to be "interesting/hot." She comes up empty in the hot department, but she may just pull through on interesting.


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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 38010

                        #41
                        Ke$ha is white?!
                        Last edited by falafel; 04-21-2010, 02:05 PM.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

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                        • filsdepac
                          No pun intended
                          • May 2009
                          • 1823

                          #42
                          I was into her for awhile, like a couple months ago, and then saw her on some late night show... she performed tik tok and did this weird robot dance at each chorus and basically lost all interest. She either needs to be more sexy or more bizarre, but she's neither so I'm bored and moving on.

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                          • filsdepac
                            No pun intended
                            • May 2009
                            • 1823

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                            My problem with Ke$ha is that, in terms of "guilty pleasures," there is very little pleasure available to offset the crippling guilt that comes from listening to her music. "Tik Tok" is a pretty catchy, moronically stupid song, which I would be able to get behind if the singer was in some way interesting/hot. But she's not. In the least. When I saw her perform on American Idol a few weeks ago, I realized that I could no longer even enjoy her music as I cannot now even imagine some ridiculously attractive pop starlet singing the words. Thanks a bunch Ke$ha.
                            Just read this after my post. Sounds like you feel the same as me.

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                            • Babs
                              Not a Lawyer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 17128

                              #44
                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                              Ke$ha is white?!
                              lol. That was totally my reaction, too.

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                              • TripletDaddy
                                sweet triple
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 58186

                                #45
                                I've seen a few confessions, but I am still not buying that everyone here is being honest. Esp Mark Grace and Surfah.

                                This thread is about healing. It is ok to be honest about Ke$ha's addicting pop melodies that won't leave your head for the entire day.
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