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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25282

    #46
    Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
    Yeah, that's not far off. I have no more tolerance for touching back stories. Dude, just get up there and impress me with your voice or embarrass yourself with your lack of talent!
    I really enjoyed the back story a few weeks ago about the girl whose parents got divorced. That's the big obstacle you're hoping to use to engender sympathy? Lol.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • Green Lantern
      Has overcome great fear
      • Aug 2009
      • 2289

      #47
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      I really enjoyed the back story a few weeks ago about the girl whose parents got divorced. That's the big obstacle you're hoping to use to engender sympathy? Lol.
      Okay, good point. I do have tolerance for back stories I can make fun of.
      Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

      None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

      I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

      --Portland Ute

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      • Fiyero
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 5266

        #48
        Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
        Man, I always forget how long the audition process goes on. I'm more than ready to move on to the Hollywood phase.
        It starts next week, right? And then the competition starts after two weeks of Hollywood cuts?

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        • Green Lantern
          Has overcome great fear
          • Aug 2009
          • 2289

          #49
          Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
          It starts next week, right? And then the competition starts after two weeks of Hollywood cuts?
          Man, I hope so. Are the auditions over then? I can't believe this show wraps up sometime in May.
          Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

          None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

          I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

          --Portland Ute

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          • Fiyero
            Banned
            • Nov 2008
            • 5266

            #50
            Something I don't like about AI is that the contestants sing for only 90 seconds. In Britain's Got Talent, they sing the whole song. Susan Boyle's full rendition of I Dreamed a Dream is the most famous example. I wonder which pattern Simon Cowell's new show next year, The X-Factor, will follow.

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            • Surfah
              Where's Wallace?
              • Nov 2008
              • 33726

              #51
              Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
              Something I don't like about AI is that the contestants sing for only 90 seconds. In Britain's Got Talent, they sing the whole song. Susan Boyle's full rendition of I Dreamed a Dream is the most famous example. I wonder which pattern Simon Cowell's new show next year, The X-Factor, will follow.
              I really hope X-Factor follows the UK format. It's much more interesting to me. I also really, really, really, really hope Cheryl Cole is a judge. Goodnight that woman is gorgeous.
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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25282

                #52
                I thought it was kinda funny that the girl wearing a wig sang to Simon about Rogaine. Actually, I just kinda thought her wig was funny. I fully expect a cancer-survivor back story about her once we get to Hollywood week.

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                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • Fiyero
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 5266

                  #53
                  They cut my leather whip girl yesterday?!?!?!? I'm done with this season.
                  Andrew Garcia is the best they've shown, IMO. (He did the mellow crooning of Straight Up).

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                  • Green Lantern
                    Has overcome great fear
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 2289

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                    They cut my leather whip girl yesterday?!?!?!? I'm done with this season.
                    Andrew Garcia is the best they've shown, IMO. (He did the mellow crooning of Straight Up).
                    Agreed, that cover was awesome. Who else memorable did they cut? Whip Girl, Backwoods Country Girl, Skiiboski, what about that fake Italian girl?
                    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                    --Portland Ute

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                    • Donuthole
                      Official Outgayer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 25282

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                      They cut my leather whip girl yesterday?!?!?!? I'm done with this season.
                      Andrew Garcia is the best they've shown, IMO. (He did the mellow crooning of Straight Up).
                      That version of "Straight Up" was pretty awesome. Easily as clever as anything Adam or Kris did last year. I almost wish he'd saved it for a later round, just so we got to hear more of it, but I'm hoping there's plenty more of stuff like that to come.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • Fiyero
                        Banned
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 5266

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                        Who else memorable did they cut?
                        They cut the guy from Sandy, UT. He was on every local newscast as "the next David Archuleta."

                        Janell Wheeler was very good too, she's the one who wore white and played the guitar, and was one of the last ones shown. She's also Tim Tebow's ex.

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                        • Surfah
                          Where's Wallace?
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 33726

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                          They cut the guy from Sandy, UT. He was on every local newscast as "the next David Archuleta."

                          Janell Wheeler was very good too, she's the one who wore white and played the guitar, and was one of the last ones shown. She's also Tim Tebow's ex.

                          She was very good. And very hot.

                          Andrew Garcia and the gal who sang "Natural Woman" were by far the best.

                          Did this chick get cut yesterday?

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                          • Fiyero
                            Banned
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5266

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                            Did this chick get cut yesterday?
                            I don't know if she was cut yesterday but it appears she didn't survive Hollywood. Pretty much every contestant has a facebook fan page, and that's what is on her wall:

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                            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                              Time to camp
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26082

                              #59
                              IMO AI has sucked this year. I usually stop watching after Hollywood week because the part I enjoy more than singing is people getting crushed. The auditions were pretty boring this year, and showed far less good and bad auditions than in previous years. Last night Hollywood featured like 10 singers? The dude singing Straight Up was good. If my boys hadn't gotten into the show this year I would probably not be watching anymore.
                              Get confident, stupid
                              -landpoke

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                              • Surfah
                                Where's Wallace?
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 33726

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                                I don't know if she was cut yesterday but it appears she didn't survive Hollywood. Pretty much every contestant has a facebook fan page, and that's what is on her wall:
                                http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mallor...6706238?v=wall
                                That's really unfortunate. She has really great hair.
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