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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69617

    #16
    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
    It was horrible. Absolutely dreadful.
    Speaking of horrible, how can you pimp anything with Keira Knightley after that crime against humanity, otherwise known as Pirates III? I get a case of the dry heaves every time I see her because it reminds me of that movie.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • YOhio
      Hipster Mode
      • Nov 2008
      • 26165

      #17
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Speaking of horrible, how can you pimp anything with Keira Knightley after that crime against humanity, otherwise known as Pirates III? I get a case of the dry heaves every time I see her because it reminds me of that movie.
      That's like saying you can't love Big Lebowski because John Goodman was in Blues Brothers 2000. You deserve a big C'mon Man for that one!

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69617

        #18
        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        That's like saying you can't love Big Lebowski because John Goodman was in Blues Brothers 2000. You deserve a big C'mon Man for that one!
        I see where you are trying to go with this, but did you really just compare the Big Lebowski to Pride and Prejudice?

        Let's step back and pretend that Pirates III was just a bad dream. You didn't find Keira's fake British accent to be a little over the top?

        (Yes, I have seen this version too. )
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • YOhio
          Hipster Mode
          • Nov 2008
          • 26165

          #19
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          You didn't find Keira's fake British accent to be a little over the top?
          Keira is British, dumdum.

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69617

            #20
            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
            Keira is British, dumdum.
            Dammit. That's checkmate.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69617

              #21
              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
              Keira is British, dumdum.
              Uhhh........ that just shows how crappy she is if she can't even pull off her own accent convincingly!!
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • YOhio
                Hipster Mode
                • Nov 2008
                • 26165

                #22
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Dammit. That's checkmate.
                BTW, I never saw Pirates III.

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                • pelagius
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 5288

                  #23
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  But how could I have forgotten our bodybuilding Ivy League finance professor? I fear for Art Vandalay if he ever crosses paths with pelagius. I'm pretty sure pelagius would punch his lights out.
                  Usually I would be crushed if left off an Austen fan listing but not in this case ... The use of an ampersand in the title is actually the high point for the movie.

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                  • YOhio
                    Hipster Mode
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26165

                    #24
                    Originally posted by pelagius View Post
                    Usually I would be crushed if left off an Austen fan listing but not in this case ... The use of an ampersand in the title is actually the high point for the movie.
                    But that's the case with any movie that uses an ampersand in the title. How can you top that? Who doesn't love ampersands? To quote IPU, you're on the list, pal.

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                    • YOhio
                      Hipster Mode
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 26165

                      #25
                      One thing that really bothers me about the PBS version is that our tax dollars paid for British actors. There are loads of American actors begging for work and our own government-funded tv is shipping the jobs overseas. My blood is boiling!

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                      • myboynoah
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 21719

                        #26
                        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        FAIL. The following is an incomplete list of CUFers that love P&P:

                        BigFatMeanie
                        PaloAltoCougar
                        creekster
                        myboynoah


                        Notice anything about that list? Everyone is awesome and you're excluded.
                        Yes, yes, a thousand times yes, I can be considered a P&P fan.

                        PoTC III? Did we learn nothing from Rocky and The Godfather?
                        Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                        For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                        Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                        • Green Lantern
                          Has overcome great fear
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 2289

                          #27
                          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                          One thing that really bothers me about the PBS version is that our tax dollars paid for British actors. There are loads of American actors begging for work and our own government-funded tv is shipping the jobs overseas. My blood is boiling!
                          Wasn't it British tax dollars? I believe that version was produced by the BBC. Am I wrong?
                          Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                          None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                          I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                          --Portland Ute

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                          • beefytee
                            Board eye candy
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 7542

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                            Wasn't it British tax dollars? I believe that version was produced by the BBC. Am I wrong?
                            It was produced by the BBC.

                            I'm sure PBS had to pay them something for the rights.

                            And as much as I adore Keira Knightley, the BBC production is the best (besides the mormon version, of course).

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                            • Pheidippides
                              Liberal Feminazi
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 14759

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Dammit. That's checkmate.
                              You ain't kiddin'. I haven't seen that much uber-pwnage since the time somebody asked DDD for help mounting a rear-projection TV.
                              Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                              • il Padrino Ute
                                Junior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 19161

                                #30
                                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                But that's the case with any movie that uses an ampersand in the title. How can you top that? Who doesn't love ampersands? To quote IPU, you're on the list, pal.
                                I ♥ &.
                                "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


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