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    I don't think you can get much worse than Wild Wild West. GI Joe was close, but at least I got to laugh all the way through that one, and it was free and included a great dinner.
    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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    BAD BOYS 2
    TRANSFORMERS
    TRANSFORMERS 2
    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

    --Portland Ute

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    • #3
      Originally posted by nikuman View Post
      I don't think you can get much worse than Wild Wild West. GI Joe was close, but at least I got to laugh all the way through that one, and it was free and included a great dinner.
      Four come to mind:

      1. Cheaper by the Dozen 2

      2. Fair Game. This was the high point of Cindy Crawford's movie career. Well, actually, that's not true it was basically the only point of Crawford's movie career. I saw this my freshman year in college at the dollar theatre. I'm not sure what possessed my buddies and I to do this.

      3. Red Planet. Again, a dollar movie viewing. If you want to know why Val Kilmer went from starring in movies like Heat in the mid-90s to doing voice work for KIT in the Knight Rider movie, watch this film.

      4. The Specialist. Sharon Stone in the early 90s was synonomous with gratuitous nudity. My buddies and I thought we knew what we were getting into when we went to see this Stallone-Stone flick. The cover for us was "hey, Stallone is in it so it must be cool." Stallone's career hadn't yet fallen off a cliff, but this was perhaps the movie that pushed him off. We were wrong about this movie, there was little to no nudity and the movie was shitty beyond belief.
      Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
        4. The Specialist. Sharon Stone in the early 90s was synonomous with gratuitous nudity. My buddies and I thought we knew what we were getting into when we went to see this Stallone-Stone flick. The cover for us was "hey, Stallone is in it so it must be cool." Stallone's career hadn't yet fallen off a cliff, but this was perhaps the movie that pushed him off. We were wrong about this movie, there was little to no nudity and the movie was shitty beyond belief.
        Oh good pick! I saw this in the theater too. Horrible movie.
        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

        --Portland Ute

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        • #5
          P.S. I Love You.

          I'll admit that I like a chick flick, or any other movie, if it makes me laugh. Comedy is my only requirement for a movie - I'm pretty shallow. The hotness of Hillary Swank aside, PS I Love You was one of the stupidest films I've ever completely watched. In my defense, I was on an airplane without a book and my laptop battery was dead.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
            4. The Specialist. Sharon Stone in the early 90s was synonomous with gratuitous nudity. My buddies and I thought we knew what we were getting into when we went to see this Stallone-Stone flick. The cover for us was "hey, Stallone is in it so it must be cool." Stallone's career hadn't yet fallen off a cliff, but this was perhaps the movie that pushed him off. We were wrong about this movie, there was little to no nudity and the movie was shitty beyond belief.
            But you got to see Stallone naked. Bonus!
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • #7
              Cable guy.

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              • #8
                Dream Girls. I'm convinced Eddie Murphy thought it was a SNL skit and when he figured out that it wasn't he bailed and they had to kill of his character halfway through the movie.
                This space is available.

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                • #9
                  The Notebook
                  10,000 BC

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                  • #10
                    1. Popeye
                    2. National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
                    3. Two Harry Potter movies (chick in the toilet and werewolf)
                    4. The Parent Trap Lohan remake
                    5. The Secret of My Success (Michael J Fox)
                    6. Any of the Lifetime movies with Judith Light, but esp "Betrayal of Trust"
                    7. Supergirl (Helen Slater)
                    8. Stranger at Jefferson High (LDS made for TV movie starring Joseph Smith from the First Vision filmstrip)
                    9. The Hulk
                    10. 2 hour movie of face punching and eyeball gouging with Liam Neeson
                    11. Goodburger
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      1. Popeye
                      2. National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
                      3. Two Harry Potter movies (chick in the toilet and werewolf)
                      4. The Parent Trap Lohan remake
                      5. The Secret of My Success (Michael J Fox)
                      6. Any of the Lifetime movies with Judith Light, but esp "Betrayal of Trust"
                      7. Supergirl (Helen Slater)
                      8. Stranger at Jefferson High (LDS made for TV movie starring Joseph Smith from the First Vision filmstrip)
                      9. The Hulk
                      10. 2 hour movie of face punching and eyeball gouging with Liam Neeson
                      11. Goodburger
                      Ones I have seen (and agree with) bolded. Others (note that NONE of these were in the theater, thankfully, except the last one):

                      Pearl Harbor
                      Fantastic Four
                      Batman Forever
                      Batman & Robin
                      Biodome
                      He-Man
                      Street Fighter
                      Mortal Kombat
                      Waterworld
                      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                        Waterworld
                        Knowing is the worst movie I've seen in years.

                        I've often wondered why Waterworld gets the grief it does. It wasn't great but I didn't think it was terrible.

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                        • #13
                          I was one of the few people to go and see "Heaven's Gate" in the theater. I think that is what it was called - The western with Kris Kristopherson.

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                          • #14
                            Twilight...in the theater. In my defense, it was months after it came out on a Wednesday afternoon and my very cute date really wanted to see it. Who am I kidding? I supported the handsome vampire fund with $15 from the Vandelay Industries trust fund.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by happyone View Post
                              I was one of the few people to go and see "Heaven's Gate" in the theater. I think that is what it was called - The western with Kris Kristopherson.
                              I think you are a member of a very, very exclusive club
                              Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                              None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                              I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                              --Portland Ute

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