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Director's cut of SCHINDLER'S LIST, obviously.Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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1. Cat in the Hat
2. Garfield
3. Any of the Fast and the Furious movies
4. Titanic
5. Pride and Prejudice
6. Anything with Vin Diesel - as a star character - I've never seen The Iron Giant, so can't judge on that one.Last edited by WashingtonCoug; 11-05-2009, 09:34 AM."To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
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Including SAVING PRIVATE RYAN and THE IRON GIANT?Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View Post6. Anything with Vin DieselKids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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Waterworld is the most overrated crappy movie ever (if that makes any sense). It really wasn't that horrible and it gets far more grief than it deserves.Originally posted by RC Vikings View PostKnowing is the worst movie I've seen in years.
I've often wondered why Waterworld gets the grief it does. It wasn't great but I didn't think it was terrible.Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
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Eh, I was just teasing. I agree, Vin Diesel mostly sucks.Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View PostfixedKids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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Wait a second, I must be thinking of a different movie, because this is the one where Salma Hayek's rack is smashed up to her neck the entire time, isn't it? Certainly you've seen movies worse than that!Originally posted by nikuman View PostI don't think you can get much worse than Wild Wild West. GI Joe was close, but at least I got to laugh all the way through that one, and it was free and included a great dinner.
I saw Alien vs. Predator in the theater. No joke.So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.
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Speaking of this, did anyone go see Freddy vs Jason in the theater? Or whatever it was called? I was reading an article about it a couple of weeks ago as part of my Halloween groove and the plot seemed so ridiculous, I had a hard time imagining the project receiving a green light. Then I remembered that the F13 franchise sent Jason to Manhattan and also to outer space.Originally posted by MarkGrace View PostWait a second, I must be thinking of a different movie, because this is the one where Salma Hayek's rack is smashed up to her neck the entire time, isn't it? Certainly you've seen movies worse than that!
I saw Alien vs. Predator in the theater. No joke.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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I envy you. I've read all the books about that fiasco, and I would love to see the director's cut of Heaven's Gate, in the theater.Originally posted by happyone View PostI was one of the few people to go and see "Heaven's Gate" in the theater. I think that is what it was called - The western with Kris Kristopherson.
As an example of the excesses, Cimino was filming a battlefield scene somewhere in Montana or something, and he insisted that the grass wasnt green enough, and he had to put in green grass for the film to look "real." So he paid a landscaper to put sprinklers in everywhere on the mountain--in the meadow and everywhere. And then the grass didn't even show up on film. It turns out later that Cimino bought the land where the battlescene was filmed, and wanted lush meadows and pastureland on his property.
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I took my young brother-in-law to that one in the theater and yes, it is just as ludicrous as you are imagining. Let me know if you'd like me to spoil the ending.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostSpeaking of this, did anyone go see Freddy vs Jason in the theater? Or whatever it was called? I was reading an article about it a couple of weeks ago as part of my Halloween groove and the plot seemed so ridiculous, I had a hard time imagining the project receiving a green light. Then I remembered that the F13 franchise sent Jason to Manhattan and also to outer space.Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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who won? I'm not even sure which one I should be rooting for. With Aliens v Predator I sided with the Predator because he was more human like than the Aliens.Originally posted by Green Lantern View PostI took my young brother-in-law to that one in the theater and yes, it is just as ludicrous as you are imagining. Let me know if you'd like me to spoil the ending.
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There were about 8 other people in the theater when I and a couple of friends saw it. I couldn't believe it could be as bad as the reviews. It was.Originally posted by Green Lantern View PostI think you are a member of a very, very exclusive club
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