Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Movies you are ashamed you HAVE seen

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    10. 2 hour movie of face punching and eyeball gouging with Liam Neeson
    Director's cut of SCHINDLER'S LIST, obviously.
    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

    --Portland Ute

    Comment


    • #17
      1. Cat in the Hat
      2. Garfield
      3. Any of the Fast and the Furious movies
      4. Titanic
      5. Pride and Prejudice
      6. Anything with Vin Diesel - as a star character - I've never seen The Iron Giant, so can't judge on that one.
      Last edited by WashingtonCoug; 11-05-2009, 09:34 AM.
      "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
      —Abraham Maslow

      Comment


      • #18
        Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View Post
        6. Anything with Vin Diesel
        Including SAVING PRIVATE RYAN and THE IRON GIANT?
        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

        --Portland Ute

        Comment


        • #19
          ooh I forgot about those.
          "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
          —Abraham Maslow

          Comment


          • #20
            Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
            Including SAVING PRIVATE RYAN and THE IRON GIANT?
            fixed
            "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
            —Abraham Maslow

            Comment


            • #21
              Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
              Knowing is the worst movie I've seen in years.

              I've often wondered why Waterworld gets the grief it does. It wasn't great but I didn't think it was terrible.
              Waterworld is the most overrated crappy movie ever (if that makes any sense). It really wasn't that horrible and it gets far more grief than it deserves.
              Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

              Comment


              • #22
                Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View Post
                fixed
                Eh, I was just teasing. I agree, Vin Diesel mostly sucks.
                Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                --Portland Ute

                Comment


                • #23
                  Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                  I don't think you can get much worse than Wild Wild West. GI Joe was close, but at least I got to laugh all the way through that one, and it was free and included a great dinner.
                  Wait a second, I must be thinking of a different movie, because this is the one where Salma Hayek's rack is smashed up to her neck the entire time, isn't it? Certainly you've seen movies worse than that!

                  I saw Alien vs. Predator in the theater. No joke.
                  So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                    Wait a second, I must be thinking of a different movie, because this is the one where Salma Hayek's rack is smashed up to her neck the entire time, isn't it? Certainly you've seen movies worse than that!

                    I saw Alien vs. Predator in the theater. No joke.
                    Speaking of this, did anyone go see Freddy vs Jason in the theater? Or whatever it was called? I was reading an article about it a couple of weeks ago as part of my Halloween groove and the plot seemed so ridiculous, I had a hard time imagining the project receiving a green light. Then I remembered that the F13 franchise sent Jason to Manhattan and also to outer space.
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                    sigpic

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View Post
                      6. Anything with Vin Diesel - as a star character - I've never seen The Iron Giant, so can't judge on that one.
                      I absolutely loved him in Boiler Room.

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Originally posted by happyone View Post
                        I was one of the few people to go and see "Heaven's Gate" in the theater. I think that is what it was called - The western with Kris Kristopherson.
                        I envy you. I've read all the books about that fiasco, and I would love to see the director's cut of Heaven's Gate, in the theater.

                        As an example of the excesses, Cimino was filming a battlefield scene somewhere in Montana or something, and he insisted that the grass wasnt green enough, and he had to put in green grass for the film to look "real." So he paid a landscaper to put sprinklers in everywhere on the mountain--in the meadow and everywhere. And then the grass didn't even show up on film. It turns out later that Cimino bought the land where the battlescene was filmed, and wanted lush meadows and pastureland on his property.

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                          Twilight...in the theater. In my defense, my very cute date really wanted to see it.
                          Does the hot Mrs. Vandelay know about your dates with the cute vampire fan?


                          This space is available.

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            Speaking of this, did anyone go see Freddy vs Jason in the theater? Or whatever it was called? I was reading an article about it a couple of weeks ago as part of my Halloween groove and the plot seemed so ridiculous, I had a hard time imagining the project receiving a green light. Then I remembered that the F13 franchise sent Jason to Manhattan and also to outer space.
                            I took my young brother-in-law to that one in the theater and yes, it is just as ludicrous as you are imagining. Let me know if you'd like me to spoil the ending.
                            Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                            None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                            I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                            --Portland Ute

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                              I took my young brother-in-law to that one in the theater and yes, it is just as ludicrous as you are imagining. Let me know if you'd like me to spoil the ending.
                              who won? I'm not even sure which one I should be rooting for. With Aliens v Predator I sided with the Predator because he was more human like than the Aliens.

                              But truly the this question is this generations "ginger v Mary anne"
                              "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                              "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                                I think you are a member of a very, very exclusive club
                                There were about 8 other people in the theater when I and a couple of friends saw it. I couldn't believe it could be as bad as the reviews. It was.

                                I may be small, but I'm slow.

                                A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X