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  • HBCoug
    Peanut Gallery Asshat
    • Dec 2008
    • 2082

    #61
    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
    That guy is the best. Well hold on, I can definitively decide who I like better between him and Rise and Shout yet.

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    • Green Lantern
      Has overcome great fear
      • Aug 2009
      • 2289

      #62
      Rated R movies - The prophet told us to not watch R rated movies.
      When people say that, what are they referring to?
      Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

      None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

      I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

      --Portland Ute

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      • MarkGrace
        Grooveshark dick tease
        • Dec 2008
        • 31546

        #63
        Once again Modern Family is the topic du jour: http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=5407077

        Some people on that boards are just nuts.
        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
          Time to camp
          • Nov 2008
          • 26082

          #64
          Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
          Once again Modern Family is the topic du jour: http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=5407077

          Some people on that boards are just nuts.
          Wow. That BYUJacob guy got me my longest CB suspension ever. He posted something about how he wishes he was Mother of Family X, and I responded with "Because you want to feel Father of Family X inside you?"

          I got a month.
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #65
            Sweet! I got a warning for calling CBers lemmings and mods Brahamns!

            I can't ever get more than a warning though. Even when I acted like Lebowski had banned me and I was complaining about CUF, I only got a warning for talking about the Church without having paid some money to be able to talk about religion.

            I wanted to insist that we don't worship Lebowski, just venerate him, but I couldn't find the Report Abuse button.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #66
              Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
              Wow. That BYUJacob guy got me my longest CB suspension ever. He posted something about how he wishes he was Mother of Family X, and I responded with "Because you want to feel Father of Family X inside you?"

              I got a month.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                Time to camp
                • Nov 2008
                • 26082

                #67
                Captain my 5 year old just said "If you are gay you can't have sex." HFN Jr. age 7 said "No if you are gay it just means you marry a man." to which Cap replied "Oh man, I want to be gay. Then I can marry you."

                I knew we never should have let them watch Modern Family.
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • Surfah
                  Where's Wallace?
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 33726

                  #68
                  Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                  Captain my 5 year old just said "If you are gay you can't have sex." HFN Jr. age 7 said "No if you are gay it just means you marry a man." to which Cap replied "Oh man, I want to be gay. Then I can marry you."

                  I knew we never should have let them watch Modern Family.
                  "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                  -Turtle
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                  • Sleeping in EQ
                    Philosopher of Men
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4188

                    #69
                    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post

                    Some people on that boards are just nuts.
                    It's as though they are broken or something.
                    We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                    • marsupial
                      Mississippi Queen
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 3678

                      #70
                      My very first Cougarboard post:

                      http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=5408111
                      What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                      -Teenage Dirtbag

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                      • DU Ute
                        RIP CUF
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 7393

                        #71
                        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                        You are a credit to your race and gender.
                        "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                        "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                        "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                        • SCcoug
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7625

                          #72
                          Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                          Maybe we can stack the vote and get it for post of the day.

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                          • Viking
                            Banned
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 6470

                            #73
                            Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                            It has now led to a full disclosure of PB's beliefs: http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=5403265

                            You know, the usual: tithing, fast offerings, no TV shows with homosexuals.
                            The way of karmic justice would suggest one of his children will be gay. then he'll have to choose between the holy ghost and his child. I suspect this f-ckwad will draw inspiration from Abraham.

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                            • MarkGrace
                              Grooveshark dick tease
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 31546

                              #74
                              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                              lol!
                              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                              • MarkGrace
                                Grooveshark dick tease
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 31546

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Viking View Post
                                The way of karmic justice would suggest one of his children will be gay. then he'll have to choose between the holy ghost and his child. I suspect this f-ckwad will draw inspiration from Abraham.
                                Seriously. I guess we know what would happen if he did, that kid would not be allowed around the rest of the family:

                                I have several close friends who have chosen to give into their temptations and live in a "gay relationship" i still love them, I still hope the best for them. They know how I feel about their choices and I choose to not have them around my family.
                                http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=5403735
                                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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