The COSTCO Thread

[Bo Diddley]

I was hanging out in Costco last night, waiting for my husband who was applying for the new Costco visa card. With nothing better to do, I loitered near the returns desk, and asked the guy what was the most ridiculous return he ever processed. This is what he said:

There's this lady who buys boxes of sun chips multi packs. There are four flavors in the box: original, cheese, ranch, etc. Well, she hates the ranch flavor, so she eats the other 3 flavors, then brings back all of the ranch packages, and exchanges it for an entirely new box of sun chips. Which includes her hated ranch flavor.

I found it funny that you named three of four flavors, and substituted the forth flavor with "etc". I had to know the rest of the story, so I looked it up on Costco. Now I'm confused.

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[Katy Lied]

the etc means that I dont have the exact details of all the flavors. So, in general, 4 flavors, of which I have a general notion of what the flavors are. And are the exact flavor names really THAT important to the story?

[Jeff Lebowski]

That's funny, KL. I bet they have tons of crazy stories.

[Donuthole]

I found it funny that you named three of four flavors, and substituted the forth flavor with "etc". I had to know the rest of the story, so I looked it up on Costco. Now I'm confused.

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the etc means that I dont have the exact details of all the flavors. So, in general, 4 flavors, of which I have a general notion of what the flavors are. And are the exact flavor names really THAT important to the story?

I'll bet it's the garden salsa flavor she returns. Those are gross.

[Sullyute]

I cannot believe that people are that selfish/shameless to continually buy a product they know they don't like with the full intent to use part and return it again. I hate the fact that I am paying more for my products because some a-hole takes advantage of a generous return policy.


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[Jeff Lebowski]

I cannot believe that people are that selfish/shameless to continually buy a product they know they don't like with the full intent to use part and return it again. I hate the fact that I am paying more for my products because some a-hole takes advantage of a generous return policy.

Bugs the hell out of me. Some people are shameless.

[Clark Addison]

Bugs the hell out of me. Some people are shameless.

We're talking about Falafel, right?

[creekster]

the etc means that I dont have the exact details of all the flavors. So, in general, 4 flavors, of which I have a general notion of what the flavors are. And are the exact flavor names really THAT important to the story?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Northwestcoug]

I'll bet it's the garden salsa flavor she returns. Those are gross.

Wrong!

[Shaka]

For those of you that travel to Hawaii.

Don't buy your new board shorts prior to going. All of the Costco's on the island have decent board shorts for $7-$20. Much easier to swallow than the $55 Volcom's I bought.

Stock up and save.

[Moliere]

For those of you that travel to Hawaii.

Don't buy your new board shorts prior to going. All of the Costco's on the island have decent board shorts for $7-$20. Much easier to swallow than the $55 Volcom's I bought.

Stock up and save.

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[falafel]

I'll bet it's the garden salsa flavor she returns. Those are gross.

I would return the whole box. I don't need grain in my chips.

[falafel]

We're talking about Falafel, right?

I fully abide by the rules and regulations set forth in the membership agreement. Those rules and regulations are established by Costco I might add.

[Shaka]

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Painful isn't it?

[Pelado]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

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