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I had a summary judgment hearing once in a case that I trust will be of no interest to anyone here. The judge did not ask me more than a question or two during my argument; we was nodding the entire time. When the other side got up the judge gave him the business for making the arguments he did. He ended with a meek statement that he was just doing what his client told him to do. When it was time for my reply, I stood up and whispered to my co-counsel, the managing partner of our office, “Watch this.” My argument consisted of placing a single document on the projector, staring at the image for about ten seconds, and saying, “I’m happy to answer any questions the court may have.” It has none. We settled the next day.
This was, I think, in the second year as an associate with the firm.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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Projector?Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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I have drop the mic moments all the time. Unfortunately, they all come 5 minutes after the argument or confrontation ends
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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Still haven't seen that used in court. Aren't your exhibits scanned/submitted electronically to the court beforehand?Originally posted by All-American View PostThe ELMO system used in the courthouse. Sorry, just trying to use terms I thought you would recognize.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Elmos don’t require anything electronic. It just projects whatever it ‘sees’ onto a screen/wall or whatever. They are easy to use.Originally posted by falafel View PostStill haven't seen that used in court. Aren't your exhibits scanned/submitted electronically to the court beforehand?PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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Right. Effective for situations where witnesses or jury members need to see exhibits. But not something often used in an MSJ hearing where the judge presumably has all of the documents already attached to the briefs.Originally posted by creekster View PostElmos don’t require anything electronic. It just projects whatever it ‘sees’ onto a screen/wall or whatever. They are easy to use.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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I know what an ELMO is. I've been to parent teacher night.Originally posted by creekster View PostElmos don’t require anything electronic. It just projects whatever it ‘sees’ onto a screen/wall or whatever. They are easy to use.Exactly.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostRight. Effective for situations where witnesses or jury members need to see exhibits. But not something often used in an MSJ hearing where the judge presumably has all of the documents already attached to the briefs.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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This was one of those cases where there are hundreds of pages of materials necessary to set the stage but the outcome turns on two of them. I could have suggested that the judge turn to page 13 of exhibit BBB, I suppose, but it seemed a little more effective to just put it up on the screen.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostRight. Effective for situations where witnesses or jury members need to see exhibits. But not something often used in an MSJ hearing where the judge presumably has all of the documents already attached to the briefs.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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Sorry for misunderstanding. But in my defense I didn’t know what you really were asking is why was he using it in an MSJ hearing because that’s not what you said.Originally posted by falafel View PostI know what an ELMO is. I've been to parent teacher night. Exactly.PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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No problem. I forgive you.Originally posted by creekster View PostSorry for misunderstanding. But in my defense I didn’t know what you really were asking is why was he using it in an MSJ hearing because that’s not what you said.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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