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Just dropped 3 large pine trees in the Uintas and split a cord of wood this weekend.Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View PostTimber!"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Yes. Me and my 18 year old.Originally posted by BigPiney View PostDo you have a splitter?
I do most of the cutting and hauling; he does most of the splitting.Last edited by hostile; 05-30-2019, 06:47 AM."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Good for him. Someone gave my neighbor and me a splitter. Other than a small hydraulic fluid leak, the thing is amazing and makes wet rounds really easy to split.Originally posted by hostile View PostYes. Me and my 18 year old.
I do most of the cutting and hauling; he does most of the splitting.
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We were splitting standing dead spruce so they were pretty dry already and split relatively easy. Some of the larger logs are still wet so I’ll split those in the fall.Originally posted by BigPiney View PostGood for him. Someone gave my neighbor and me a splitter. Other than a small hydraulic fluid leak, the thing is amazing and makes wet rounds really easy to split."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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I splits easier if you cut it into sections and let it dry through the summer. Even if it was dead when you dropped it.Originally posted by hostile View PostYes. Me and my 18 year old.
I do most of the cutting and hauling; he does most of the splitting.
BTW, the Fiskars Splitting ax is the best splitting tool I've ever used. I've owned it for 6 years, and I rarely use a hydraulic splitter anymore. Even splits hard stuff like russian olive and knotty pieces. It also never gets stuck in a log. It's an amazing tool.sigpic
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I’ve got several large logs cut into 18” sections that will dry over the summer.Originally posted by cowboy View PostI splits easier if you cut it into sections and let it dry through the summer. Even if it was dead when you dropped it.
BTW, the Fiskars Splitting ax is the best splitting tool I've ever used. I've owned it for 6 years, and I rarely use a hydraulic splitter anymore. Even splits hard stuff like russian olive and knotty pieces. It also never gets stuck in a log. It's an amazing tool.
I saw that Fiskars splitter recently and was tempted. Now I’m getting one."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Not one worth bragging about.
But, one of the coolest and stupidest things I've ever done was help a guy in my ward in AZ cut down his humongous palm tree. It was probably 35 feet tall, and he took it in halves. I was holding/pulling the rope to ensure that the top half fell into the street. No one present was a professional and this was pre-YouTube. I was impressed with how much the ground rumbled when it hit the asphalt. Immediately afterward, I showered and went to my senior prom. I was pretty jealous that a friend of mine went to prom with a girl I liked throughout high school, and I got suckered into taking a girl I barely knew. But my old crush and I have been married now for nearly two decades, so it all worked out.Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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I was looking at the very same ax, I kid you not, just last weekend. Which size? 36in or 28in? Both my 16-yo and myself would be using it. I'm 6'1" and my son is a whisker shy of 6' even (the description for the 36" axes states that it is "Ideal for taller users ").Originally posted by cowboy View PostBTW, the Fiskars Splitting ax is the best splitting tool I've ever used.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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I’m getting the 36”. I’m 6’6” and my son is 6’4.5”Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View PostI was looking at the very same ax, I kid you not, just last weekend. Which size? 36in or 28in? Both my 16-yo and myself would be using it. I'm 6'1" and my son is a whisker shy of 6' even (the description for the 36" axes states that it is "Ideal for taller users ")."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View PostI was looking at the very same ax, I kid you not, just last weekend. Which size? 36in or 28in? Both my 16-yo and myself would be using it. I'm 6'1" and my son is a whisker shy of 6' even (the description for the 36" axes states that it is "Ideal for taller users ").Originally posted by hostile View PostI’m getting the 36”. I’m 6’6” and my son is 6’4.5”
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Dang. Why don't you just leatherwork that onto a belt already... "Three Cords of Wood".Originally posted by hostile View PostI’m getting the 36”. I’m 6’6” and my son is 6’4.5”You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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I do occasionally. Most of what I split is dry pine/spruce and a splitting axe works fine and is more efficient than a wedge.Originally posted by Joe Public View PostDoes nobody use a wedge anymore?"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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