A part of me wishes I hadn't ordered that one lab test last night. Kinda like I could just imagine it never happened. They forgot to tell us at the BYU premed office that wewould be risking our own health.
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Everyone, let's start a poll: who understood any part of this post?Originally posted by doctorcoug View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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Let me take a stab: He ordered a test last night, he now wishes he hadn't ordered the test, he blames the BYU premed people.Originally posted by falafel View Post
My diagnosis: doctorcoug fails to take ownership in his own life decisions and should be referred to the psych ward.This space is available.Comment
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Originally posted by falafel View Post
I thought it was about rubbers.Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
When he was captured by alien beings, they asked him to probe them.
Stay thirsty my friends
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It's not? Aren't you married DoctorCoug? Shouldn't take this long for a first exposure.Originally posted by foofcoug View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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This might just be the most useless thread in the history of CUF. Is there a category for that in the Cuffies?
I'm starting to think that unless DoctorCoug can hook me hook me up with some Percocet or some Vicodin, I have absolutely no use for him."The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuaneComment
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He really needs to sign up for Twitter.Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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Translation: I really wished I hadn't ordered that hooker last night, I was wearing a rubber but I still need to get tested for the std, now I wish the BYU premed would have warned us about the risks of hookers with std's?Originally posted by doctorcoug View PostLet's get on with the gettin' on....Comment
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Winner winner, chicken dinner!Originally posted by The Wankster View Post"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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doctorcoug, I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you're killing me here....
What he's saying is that he likely stuck himself with a needle, something that happens to us all at some point, is nearly unavoidable, but usually takes more than 15 days into our careers. He's ordered the "test", which is likely an HIV test, and now, given the results, he has to go on HIV medications for the next month.
Geez, interncoug...you're just inviting this stuff.At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
-Berry Trammel, 12/3/10Comment
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Maybe we should set up a separate forum for the doctor types here. We can call it the Quarantine.Originally posted by ERCougar View Post"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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Just imagine what doctorcoug would be saying to the ladies if he were still single.Originally posted by ERCougar View PostPart of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”Comment
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Airborne pathogen.Originally posted by ERCougar View Post"Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"
"So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"Comment
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Stop testing the oxygen tubes of the TB patient's and you won't have this problem.Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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