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  • cowboy
    Homer Weems
    • Dec 2008
    • 5740

    #31
    Originally posted by Surfah View Post
    Landpoke, if I ever, and I mean this in all seriousness ever decide to blow off this whole Word of Widom thing is bullshit, I am going to go get ripped with you.
    I'm pretty sure he's a lightweight. Folks on his side of the mountain drink wine coolers and light beer. At least that's what I'm told.
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    "Outlined against a blue, gray
    October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
    Grantland Rice, 1924

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    • YOhio
      Hipster Mode
      • Nov 2008
      • 26165

      #32
      Originally posted by cowboy View Post
      I'm pretty sure he's a lightweight. Folks on his side of the mountain drink wine coolers and light beer. At least that's what I'm told.
      I think you're right. He used to dip Cherry Skoal, which like the Zima of smokeless tobacco.

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      • landpoke
        Never once baby snatched
        • Nov 2008
        • 4183

        #33
        Originally posted by cowboy View Post
        I'm pretty sure he's a lightweight. Folks on his side of the mountain drink wine coolers and light beer. At least that's what I'm told.
        And white wine spritzers. Mmmmm, spritzers.

        Don't listen to the basiner Surfah, they're all jealous of our four extra inches of precipitation per year and our barber shops. You come on up when you're finished with that nonsense and we'll have us a good old fashioned whiskey drunk.
        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

        Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

        Tomorrow is Saturday
        And Sunday comes afterwards

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        • landpoke
          Never once baby snatched
          • Nov 2008
          • 4183

          #34
          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
          I think you're right. He used to dip Cherry Skoal, which like the Zima of smokeless tobacco.
          I alternated between apple and vanilla there at the end.
          There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

          Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

          Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
          Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

          Tomorrow is Saturday
          And Sunday comes afterwards

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          • YOhio
            Hipster Mode
            • Nov 2008
            • 26165

            #35
            Originally posted by landpoke View Post
            I alternated between apple and vanilla there at the end.
            Aw, you coordinated your dip with your car air freshener. That's cute!

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            • cowboy
              Homer Weems
              • Dec 2008
              • 5740

              #36
              Originally posted by landpoke View Post
              ...they're all jealous of our four extra inches of precipitation per year and our barber shops. You come on up when you're finished with that nonsense and we'll have us a good old fashioned whiskey drunk.
              Surfah, take it from me. Their extra inches of precipitation are just a pathetic attempt to compensate.
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              "Outlined against a blue, gray
              October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
              Grantland Rice, 1924

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              • RaiderUte
                Dodger Hater
                • Jun 2009
                • 60

                #37
                Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                I'm pretty sure he's a lightweight. Folks on his side of the mountain drink wine coolers and light beer. At least that's what I'm told.
                I hear that's what goes on in Gillette. Campbell County: Where Sodomy Is A Contact Sport!
                "There's no such thing as someone who used to be a Raider fan. You either still are or you never were."

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                • landpoke
                  Never once baby snatched
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 4183

                  #38
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  Aw, you coordinated your dip with your car air freshener. That's cute!
                  Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                  Surfah, take it from me. Their extra inches of precipitation are just a pathetic attempt to compensate.
                  Nothing y'all say can hurt me, I got an A+ from Wuap.
                  There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                  Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                  Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                  Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                  Tomorrow is Saturday
                  And Sunday comes afterwards

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                  • Indy Coug
                    Heartless Bastard
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 18747

                    #39
                    Bump
                    Everything in life is an approximation.

                    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                    • smokymountainrain
                      Impressive Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22593

                      #40
                      That Tripletdaddy character was a mean son of a bitch.
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                      • clackamascoug
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 9709

                        #41
                        Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                        That Tripletdaddy character was a mean son of a bitch.
                        I hope he gets to see his kids when it all shakes out.

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                        • old_gregg
                          scaly man fish
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 16915

                          #42
                          i'm obviously here for one reason only:

                          Spoiler for :
                          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                          • smokymountainrain
                            Impressive Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22593

                            #43
                            Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                            I hope he gets to see his kids when it all shakes out.
                            I'm guessing every other weekend, at least.
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69638

                              #44
                              lol. The puppies are out again.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • FN Phat
                                I ♥ gateway sex
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 8691

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                lol. The puppies are out again.
                                I'm your huckleberry.


                                "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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