Why Are You On CUF?

[YOhio]

[/ohbrother}

I just wanted to go on record saying that IndyCoug is okay with me and I don't approve of efforts to run him off.

[wuapinmon]

Someone appears to be taking this too seriously. So I won't see any more Timsfriendmac (sp?) posts on CB then?

In the future, don't be whipping out expressions like "putative primacy" in my threads. Thanks in advance.

I only go to CB at the invitation of someone else. I never just go there.

Wikipedia pays me to use words and things that people will have to go and look up. That's how I make ends meet.

[byu71]

I am glad to participate on CB and CUF. I am glad to read TBS. I am glad to have all of you whereever you are.

I participate because I am a dumb ass.

[TripletDaddy]

I just wanted to go on record saying that IndyCoug is okay with me and I don't approve of efforts to run him off.

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[RC Vikings]

Why Are You On CUF?

Hanging out on CB was starting to turn me into a Democrat and I wasn't sure I wanted to go down that road.

[FN Phat]

CUF is my first stop.

Kinda like a 1st girlfriend. Things are new and exciting and confusing. Just when you think that you have the hang of it, you quickly realize that you don't know anything. Will this be my only stop? Will things get ugly and I feel the need to move on without her in my life? Maybe, but then again she could be my 1st love. You never forget your first love!

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I voted for all options except the offseason one.

[Fiyero]

The poll options are awfully pretentious, as though CougarBoard is the Celestial Kingdom of sports boards and a person spending time in CUF means they settled for less.

[Surfah]

CUF is my first stop.

Kinda like a 1st girlfriend. Things are new and exciting and confusing. Just when you think that you have the hang of it, you quickly realize that you don't know anything. Will this be my only stop? Will things get ugly and I feel the need to move on without her in my life? Maybe, but then again she could be my 1st love. You never forget your first love!

No need to bother with the others. And I thought you were here because of me.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I am offended that the first five choices reference CB.

[il Padrino Ute]

I am offended that the first five choices reference CB.

It should be CG, not CB.

[Indy Coug]

I am offended that the first five choices reference CB.

One of the missions accomplished then.

[landpoke]

You know on a Saturday when your unmarried buddy asks you to go down to the local bar and grill to watch the game and have a beer or two and that turns into four or five and then you suggest to your buddy that you should head to the slightly seedy bar down the way, just to add a bit of adventure to your life. And then you have a few more and maybe a shot or two and you're ready to head home but your buddy calls you a pussy and says he heard they're having an amateur stripper night up in this place across the border in Montana so you buy a twelver and hit the road, becuase you can't be a pussy and anyway your wife's been saying you need to go out with your buddies once in a while. So you get to the place and if you weren't already half tuned up you'd realize you shouldn't be here and the bartender slams your drink on the bar and says drink it and get the hell out but you're now ten foot tall and bullet proof so you just smile and say "We're here for the ladies." and the first one comes out and you notice that she's down a few teeth and you give her a few bucks not to give you a lap dance and then her boyfriend starts yelling "My old lady ain't good enough for your fancy ass?" and suddenly you realize your buddy is sneaking out the door and everyone in the bar, including the dancer looks to be gearing up to beat the holy living hell out of you and dump you in a ditch so you pick the smallest one lay into him with your shoulder and make a break for the door just in time to catch your buddy before he peels out of the parking lot and you roar out of there but you can't quite figure out your way home and it's three am so you pull off the road and pass out and when you wake up in the morning you can't remember how you got there. It's kinda like that.

[wuapinmon]

You know on a Saturday when your unmarried buddy asks you to go down to the local bar and grill to watch the game and have a beer or two and that turns into four or five and then you suggest to your buddy that you should head to the slightly seedy bar down the way, just to add a bit of adventure to your life. And then you have a few more and maybe a shot or two and you're ready to head home but your buddy calls you a pussy and says he heard they're having an amateur stripper night up in this place across the border in Montana so you buy a twelver and hit the road, becuase you can't be a pussy and anyway your wife's been saying you need to go out with your buddies once in a while. So you get to the place and if you weren't already half tuned up you'd realize you shouldn't be here and the bartender slams your drink on the bar and says drink it and get the hell out but you're now ten foot tall and bullet proof so you just smile and say "We're here for the ladies." and the first one comes out and you notice that she's down a few teeth and you give her a few bucks not to give you a lap dance and then her boyfriend starts yelling "My old lady ain't good enough for your fancy ass?" and suddenly you realize your buddy is sneaking out the door and everyone in the bar, including the dancer looks to be gearing up to beat the holy living hell out of you and dump you in a ditch so you pick the smallest one lay into him with your shoulder and make a break for the door just in time to catch your buddy before he peels out of the parking lot and you roar out of there but you can't quite figure out your way home and it's three am so you pull off the road and pass out and when you wake up in the morning you can't remember how you got there. It's kinda like that.

Brilliant!

A+!

[Surfah]

You know on a Saturday when your unmarried buddy asks you to go down to the local bar and grill to watch the game and have a beer or two and that turns into four or five and then you suggest to your buddy that you should head to the slightly seedy bar down the way, just to add a bit of adventure to your life. And then you have a few more and maybe a shot or two and you're ready to head home but your buddy calls you a pussy and says he heard they're having an amateur stripper night up in this place across the border in Montana so you buy a twelver and hit the road, becuase you can't be a pussy and anyway your wife's been saying you need to go out with your buddies once in a while. So you get to the place and if you weren't already half tuned up you'd realize you shouldn't be here and the bartender slams your drink on the bar and says drink it and get the hell out but you're now ten foot tall and bullet proof so you just smile and say "We're here for the ladies." and the first one comes out and you notice that she's down a few teeth and you give her a few bucks not to give you a lap dance and then her boyfriend starts yelling "My old lady ain't good enough for your fancy ass?" and suddenly you realize your buddy is sneaking out the door and everyone in the bar, including the dancer looks to be gearing up to beat the holy living hell out of you and dump you in a ditch so you pick the smallest one lay into him with your shoulder and make a break for the door just in time to catch your buddy before he peels out of the parking lot and you roar out of there but you can't quite figure out your way home and it's three am so you pull off the road and pass out and when you wake up in the morning you can't remember how you got there. It's kinda like that.

Landpoke, if I ever, and I mean this in all seriousness ever decide to blow off this whole Word of Widom thing is bullshit, I am going to go get ripped with you.