men are pigs

[wuapinmon]

yeah, but I rather doubt that was 71's objective in inviting the young lady over.

Either way he got something out of the evening.

[falafel]

Simple. Buy home that has separate sinks and drawers in the bathroom.

I don't share my side with her and she knows it bugs me when I catch her using my sink to brush her teeth or whatever. She is pretty good about cleaning up the hair and not blow drying her hair on my side of the bathroom counter.

I don't get women. They are so meticulous about some things, then they all own this disgusting hair brush that amasses clumps of hair. I've seen some brushes that look like emergency wig kits. That is the last thing on Earth I would want to put on my head. Seriously. That doesn't seem disgusting to you? A half pound of old hair stuck on your brush? "Awesome....I think I want to run that thing through my hair!"

My wife has a horrible habit of pulling "loose" hair (?) out during the shower and gently placing it on the wall of the shower. I guess it would be like brushing her hair and having the hair infest the brush. Either way, she will NEVER clean it up. A major strain on my marriage.

[TripletDaddy]

who washes your hair for you? what do you do when your little kids get hair in their toothbrushes? Do you call your wife in?

We have a separate shower and tub in our bathroom. I don't take baths, so there is no need for me to worry about that. When I am done with my shower, I rinse out the shower of any hair. I also make sure I rinse off the bar of soap. That pisses me off when I am trying to get my morning groove on with a nice lather and I look down on the bar of soap to find some fresh DNA. This happened all the time in college. Guys totally steal their roommates' stuff all the time. I would hop in the shower and the bar of soap looked like a freaking Chia Pet. I had to start keeping my soap in one of those plastic travel cases and hiding it in a drawer.

I don't do tooth brushing with my kids. My wife does that. I get them dressed in their PJs while my wife does the tooth brush stuff. In all honesty, the reason was that it was grossing me out that they would brush their teeth and get the foam going, then instead of spitting out the foam and then rinsing, they would drink the foam while rinsing. I couldn't deal so my wife took over the duties.

As I type this, I realize for the first time that I am probably clinically insane. It may be time to buy thousands of kleenex boxes.

[TripletDaddy]

My wife has a horrible habit of pulling "loose" hair (?) out during the shower and gently placing it on the wall of the shower. I guess it would be like brushing her hair and having the hair infest the brush. Either way, she will NEVER clean it up. A major strain on my marriage.

Long dried strands of hair on the shower wall?

That sounds horrifying to me.

[cowboy]

We have a separate shower and tub in our bathroom. I don't take baths, so there is no need for me to worry about that. When I am done with my shower, I rinse out the shower of any hair. I also make sure I rinse off the bar of soap. That pisses me off when I am trying to get my morning groove on with a nice lather and I look down on the bar of soap to find some fresh DNA. This happened all the time in college. Guys totally steal their roommates' stuff all the time. I would hop in the shower and the bar of soap looked like a freaking Chia Pet. I had to start keeping my soap in one of those plastic travel cases and hiding it in a drawer.

I don't do tooth brushing with my kids. My wife does that. I get them dressed in their PJs while my wife does the tooth brush stuff. In all honesty, the reason was that it was grossing me out that they would brush their teeth and get the foam going, then instead of spitting out the foam and then rinsing, they would drink the foam while rinsing. I couldn't deal so my wife took over the duties.

As I type this, I realize for the first time that I am probably clinically insane. It may be time to buy thousands of kleenex boxes.

I think I would pay a lot of money to watch you AI a cow.

[falafel]

Long dried strands of hair on the shower wall?

That sounds horrifying to me.

To make matters worse, her hair is blond and the shower walls are glass. I often don't seem them until they accumulate in great numbers and start spreading to other areas of the shower. In case you didn't get enough detail in my last post .

[Babs]

As I type this, I realize for the first time that I am probably clinically insane. It may be time to buy thousands of kleenex boxes.

I'm pretty sure we're all certifiable. My money's on OCD for TD. Which is not as good as OMD, but better than OMC.

That pisses me off when I am trying to get my morning groove on with a nice lather and I look down on the bar of soap to find some fresh DNA. This happened all the time in college. Guys totally steal their roommates' stuff all the time. I would hop in the shower and the bar of soap looked like a freaking Chia Pet.

oh, no doubt. bar soap is just nas-ty. I can't even take it when the little pump handle on the liquid soap gets icky. I'm surprised you don't go with the Axe bodywash just to be safe from your furry soap.

[Babs]

Long dried strands of hair on the shower wall?

That sounds horrifying to me.

We do it to keep it from washing down the drain and plugging the pipes and backing up the shower stall. We know how you men freak out at the sight of standing water.

[falafel]

I don't do tooth brushing with my kids. My wife does that. I get them dressed in their PJs while my wife does the tooth brush stuff. In all honesty, the reason was that it was grossing me out that they would brush their teeth and get the foam going, then instead of spitting out the foam and then rinsing, they would drink the foam while rinsing. I couldn't deal so my wife took over the duties.

As I type this, I realize for the first time that I am probably clinically insane. It may be time to buy thousands of kleenex boxes.

See I don't get this. Earlier you were talking about growing a rotten-cheese smelling mass of moldy flour in your kitchen. How do you reconcile the two?

[Babs]

See I don't get this. Earlier you were talking about growing a rotten-cheese smelling mass of moldy flour in your kitchen. How do you reconcile the two?

It wasn't fuzzy yet.

[falafel]

We know how you men freak out at the sight of standing water.

Do we EVER! My feet covered in water is a recurring nightmare.

[wuapinmon]

So, like, when you get a hair in your mouth.....one of those that you can't seem to get ahold of, do you panic or deal with it?

[happyone]

[QUOTE=TripletDaddy;110823]Simple. Buy home that has separate sinks and drawers in the bathroom.

I don't share my side with her and she knows it bugs me when I catch her using my sink to brush her teeth or whatever. She is pretty good about cleaning up the hair and not blow drying her hair on my side of the bathroom counter.

I don't get women. They are so meticulous about some things, then they all own this disgusting hair brush that amasses clumps of hair. I've seen some brushes that look like emergency wig kits. That is the last thing on Earth I would want to put on my head. Seriously. That doesn't seem disgusting to you? A half pound of old hair stuck on your brush? "Awesome....I think I want to run that thing through my hair!"[/QUOTE]


I don't have any hair so it is not a problem

[Surfah]

I don't have any hair so it is not a problem

I am pretty hairless as well. I have like 5 chest hairs. Very little leg and arm hair. I shave maybe twice a week. The first time I shaved was for my junior prom. Didn't have to, just thought I should, it being prom and all.

[Borg]

This is a test....this is 'only' a test.