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  • CJF
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 8497

    #16


    I’m not sure why it won’t embed for me.

    If you ever wondered how a Bear reacts when he accidentally hits himself in the nuts.... here ya go. 😯
    A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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    • bluegoose
      7th round draft pick
      • Nov 2008
      • 4104

      #17
      Originally posted by CJF View Post
      That is hilarious. I can't stop watching.

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      • CJF
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 8497

        #18
        Originally posted by bluegoose View Post
        That is hilarious. I can't stop watching.
        I’m a terrible person. I’ve watched it about 5 times and can’t stop laughing.
        A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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        • SCcoug
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 7625

          #19

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          • Walter Sobchak
            Adventurer
            • Oct 2009
            • 3815

            #20
            You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
            Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

            Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
            You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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            • Pelado
              Bald not naked
              • Sep 2010
              • 21083

              #21
              Hopefully this is covered under the accidental ritual bondage mummification death clause on his homeowner's insurance #YoureInGoodHandsWithAllstate https://t.co/X9iJ9aeiZh
              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
              - Goatnapper'96

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              • PaloAltoCougar
                Semper infra dignitatem
                • Nov 2008
                • 16912

                #22
                There are some very funny responses to that tweet, although I guess I shouldn't be laughing so hard given the tragedy. I was interested enough in the story to read one of the actual news reports. The decedent avoided the use of pronouns and the report, including some of the quoted observations about the victim, use the plural pronoun, which was initially confusing but ultimately instructive.

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                • myboynoah
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 21719

                  #23
                  Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                  There are some very funny responses to that tweet, although I guess I shouldn't be laughing so hard given the tragedy. I was interested enough in the story to read one of the actual news reports. The decedent avoided the use of pronouns and the report, including some of the quoted observations about the victim, use the plural pronoun, which was initially confusing but ultimately instructive.
                  Their partner didn't respect their wish, referring to them and "he" in his quote in the news report. SAD!

                  Also, they're from the UK. This sad ending is no doubt due in large part to the U.S. military presence in the British Isles since at least WWI.
                  Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                  For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                  Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                  • old_gregg
                    scaly man fish
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 16915

                    #24
                    how do they have a stock photo for that
                    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                    • Pelado
                      Bald not naked
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 21083

                      #25
                      Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                      how do they have a stock photo for that
                      What, don't you take pictures to commemorate your recreational mummification bondage sessions?
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • Pelado
                        Bald not naked
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 21083

                        #26
                        Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                        There are some very funny responses to that tweet, although I guess I shouldn't be laughing so hard given the tragedy. I was interested enough in the story to read one of the actual news reports. The decedent avoided the use of pronouns and the report, including some of the quoted observations about the victim, use the plural pronoun, which was initially confusing but ultimately instructive.
                        Truth.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • Walter Sobchak
                          Adventurer
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 3815

                          #27
                          You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                          Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                          Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                          You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                          • Dwight Schr-ute
                            Members Only
                            • May 2011
                            • 4917

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                            I had to refresh my memory on David Frum, but that’s a solid tweet.


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                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                            • Pelado
                              Bald not naked
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 21083

                              #29
                              Team Fredette is on ESPN tomorrow at Noon ET as they begin their quest to win $2,000,000 in The Basketball Tournament. https://t.co/AqdQ59lHZs
                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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                              • Pelado
                                Bald not naked
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 21083

                                #30
                                The three possible states of human existence, ranked in descending level of happiness: 1. Having better things to do than Twitter 2. Not having better things to do than Twitter 3. Having better things to do than Twitter, but going on Twitter anyway


                                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                - Goatnapper'96

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