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  • Bo Diddley
    Senior
    • Jul 2012
    • 18721

    #1126

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    • YOhio
      Hipster Mode
      • Nov 2008
      • 26165

      #1127
      Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
      My fastidious Mom trained me from infancy to pee seated, a deeply engrained commandment I still observe, although only at home. Mock if you must.

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      • PaloAltoCougar
        Semper infra dignitatem
        • Nov 2008
        • 16918

        #1128

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        • Northwestcoug
          Cocked and Loaded
          • May 2011
          • 17934

          #1129
          The toilet seats in our lab bathrooms frustratingly keep falling down, because some genius put a horizontal bar above the toilet, I guess for a backrest?

          Anyways I tried a couple of times to hold the seat up while peeing, but that is not a relaxing experience at all. Now I just pee with the seat in situ, and clean up whatever mess I've made afterwards. I refuse to pee sitting while my prostate is still small dammit.
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69497

            #1130
            Lord help me. I laughed.

            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69497

              #1131
              Coach defends the church.

              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • YOhio
                Hipster Mode
                • Nov 2008
                • 26165

                #1132

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                • Moliere
                  One man.....one pie
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 27808

                  #1133
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • YOhio
                    Hipster Mode
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26165

                    #1134

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                    • YOhio
                      Hipster Mode
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 26165

                      #1135

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69497

                        #1136
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Moliere
                          One man.....one pie
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 27808

                          #1137
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          That’s a great comparison. I can’t believe how stupid these people look in dodging such an obvious answer. It’s embarrassing.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • USUC
                            Chronic Poseur
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 8775

                            #1138
                            Originally posted by Moliere View Post

                            That’s a great comparison. I can’t believe how stupid these people look in dodging such an obvious answer. It’s embarrassing.
                            The tell all books from these people when Trump is out of office/dead will be hilarious. They'll all of a sudden find all sorts of courage and blame the bullying and blackmail by the Trump inner circle for their actions.

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                            • Green Monstah
                              Royal Rooter
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 13908

                              #1139
                              Originally posted by Moliere View Post

                              That’s a great comparison. I can’t believe how stupid these people look in dodging such an obvious answer. It’s embarrassing.
                              a law school classmate who I was on law review with is a White House attorney and appointee for an open trade court seat. I lost a lot of respect for her politics due to the way she answered “who won the 2020 election?”
                              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69497

                                #1140


                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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