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  • Northwestcoug
    Cocked and Loaded
    • May 2011
    • 17987

    #706
    That's awesome
    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • BigPiney
      Huge Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 12362

      #707
      was that Klaus?

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      • USUC
        Chronic Poseur
        • Apr 2010
        • 8782

        #708
        Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
        Now this is high art.

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        • Bo Diddley
          Senior
          • Jul 2012
          • 18772

          #709


          Timely as well. I've been running my forklift in our warehouse all morning. It's nice to know just how bad things can get.

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          • Pelado
            Bald not naked
            • Sep 2010
            • 21136

            #710
            My favorite was when he drove the forklift tines through the faux brick wall.
            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96

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            • Shaka
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 10449

              #711
              Those things are still in circulation.

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              • BigFatMeanie
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 7110

                #712
                If you like safety videos, I highly recommend the United States Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board's channel on YouTube:



                They really are fascinating and, unfortunately, sad too. Like NATOPS manuals, the safety precautions are "written in blood".

                This one about a hydrogen sulfide leak where a dude goes to the job site and doesn't come home so his wife goes to the job site to look for him and also doesn't come home is heartbreaking. Luckily she left the kids in the car so they too didn't succumb:

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                • LVAllen
                  Senior Member
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 3258

                  #713
                  Just remember: Twitter is free.

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                  • BigPiney
                    Huge Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 12362

                    #714
                    my first thought was that it was a map of the united states. We already know florida was America's ballsack.

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                    • Pelado
                      Bald not naked
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 21136

                      #715


                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • Copelius
                        Maker of eyeballs
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 4052

                        #716
                        Screenshot_20230516_184950_Twitter.jpg
                        “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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                        • Jeff Lebowski
                          Corporate lackey for Jesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 69640

                          #717
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Jeff Lebowski
                            Corporate lackey for Jesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 69640

                            #718


                            I can't believe he hasn't deleted this yet.

                            Wait until he finds out that 50% are below the median!!

                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • MartyFunkhouser
                              Disciple of RNGesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 18741

                              #719
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                              I can't believe he hasn't deleted this yet.

                              Wait until he finds out that 50% are below the median!!

                              That one is a parody account.
                              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                              --Kendrick Lamar

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                              • Non Sequitur
                                Where did I put my bodkin
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 5773

                                #720
                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                                I can't believe he hasn't deleted this yet.

                                Wait until he finds out that 50% are below the median!!

                                I was driving down the highway the other day and noticed that there were 3 lanes on one side of the median and 2 lanes on the other side. It blew my mind.
                                "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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