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Er.... oldie but a corny?
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"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under," -
Super corny. And seemingly a not-very-clever ripoff of a Chuck Norris joke.Originally posted by Commando View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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He does have fangs, apparently...Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
- Howard Aiken
Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
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Was this posted by a super Mormon or a anti-Mormon? It works for both.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostComment
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lolz. As if Holland could fit under any bed.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph HearstComment
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Not that, sickos.Comment
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I saw that one on twitter and chuckled. ^"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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It's like Santa coming down the chimney. It just works.Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View PostComment
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"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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At least it's a correct diagnosis of the Civil War and not some mealymouthed pabulum about states' rights.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThreadwinner?
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Yep.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThreadwinner?
And I'm embarrassed for my cousin who liked this on facebook."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUteComment
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I know someone in the overlap of that venn diagram!Originally posted by imanihonjin View PostComment
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Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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