What It's Like to Be a Language Professor Some Days

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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711
    #1

    What It's Like to Be a Language Professor Some Days

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    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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    • il Padrino Ute
      Junior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 19161
      #2
      You ought to get yourself a pillory for your classroom and if any student really destroys a word, he/she gets to spend the rest of class time in the pillory. Then, the last 5 minutes of class time can be spent with you encouraging the other students to throw rotten fruit and vegetables at that particular student.
      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25266
          #3
          I'm guessing these are merely the frustrations you suffer between bouts of hatred for this guy:

          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Mormon Red Death
              BYU Delenda Est
              • Nov 2008
              • 8077
              #4
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              I'm guessing these are merely the frustrations you suffer between bouts of hatred for this guy:

              Its that damned one trick he has!

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              "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

              "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                • lambdacoug
                  Junior Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 3981
                  #5
                  Thanks for the laughs. The one for conch busted me up for a good little while.
                  Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                  - Howard Aiken

                  Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                  - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                    • pellegrino
                      miserere me
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 12100
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      I'm guessing these are merely the frustrations you suffer between bouts of hatred for this guy:

                      I love those ads.
                      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                      Alessandro Manzoni

                      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                      pelagius

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                        • Surfah
                          Where's Wallace?
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 33726
                          #7
                          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                          -Turtle
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                            • The_Douger
                              Athletic Supporter
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 5413
                              #8
                              LMAO

                              That's hysterical.
                              Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                                • lambdacoug
                                  Junior Member
                                  • Oct 2011
                                  • 3981
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                                  lol
                                  Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                                  - Howard Aiken

                                  Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                                  - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                                    • wuapinmon
                                      Soul Plumber
                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 30711
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                                        • pellegrino
                                          miserere me
                                          • Jan 2009
                                          • 12100
                                          #11
                                          I'm assuming taco al cabron makes some sort of sexual innuendo. I'm also assuming that cabron should have been carbon. If that's not the case then I don't get what's so funny about that.
                                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                                          Alessandro Manzoni

                                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                                          pelagius

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                                            • lambdacoug
                                              Junior Member
                                              • Oct 2011
                                              • 3981
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                                              I'm assuming taco al cabron makes some sort of sexual innuendo. I'm also assuming that cabron should have been carbon. If that's not the case then I don't get what's so funny about that.
                                              You got the gist of it.
                                              Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                                              - Howard Aiken

                                              Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                                              - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                                                • wuapinmon
                                                  Soul Plumber
                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                  • 30711
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                                                  I'm assuming taco al cabron makes some sort of sexual innuendo. I'm also assuming that cabron should have been carbon. If that's not the case then I don't get what's so funny about that.
                                                  Cabron is big goat.....but It's a cuussword in most places that's very vulgar.
                                                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                                                    • The_Douger
                                                      Athletic Supporter
                                                      • Jun 2012
                                                      • 5413
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                                                      I'm assuming taco al cabron makes some sort of sexual innuendo. I'm also assuming that cabron should have been carbon. If that's not the case then I don't get what's so funny about that.
                                                      Yeah, she basically asked him for a taco of effing a-hole.
                                                      Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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