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  • Pelado
    Bald not naked
    • Sep 2010
    • 21128
    #16
    Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
    [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO"]Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31AFjheBqGL.@@AMEPARAM@@31AFjheBqGL[/ame]
    Awesome.

    By Nadine - January 16, 2015
    Dam I needed 56 gallons of Natural Water-Based Lubricant. Guess I'm back to the internet.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25249
        #17
        http://www.amazon.com/review/R260RUQ...e=digital-text
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • SteelBlue
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 8182
            #18
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            http://www.amazon.com/review/R260RUQ...e=digital-text
            That's hilarious. Thanks for the link.

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              • Commando
                Explosivo
                • Feb 2009
                • 20748
                #19


                Wow- shocker.
                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • MartyFunkhouser
                    Disciple of RNGesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 18731
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Commando View Post


                    Wow- shocker.
                    I really don't think that the 1-star or the 5-star reviews are fair. I really think a fair review is about 3.6 stars. I'd give it 3.9 stars if the Isaiah chapters were changed to the NIV of NRSV version.
                    As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                    --Kendrick Lamar

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                      • Dwight Schr-ute
                        Members Only
                        • May 2011
                        • 4917
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        http://www.amazon.com/review/R260RUQ...e=digital-text
                        I hope you submitted your review already. http://fox13now.com/2016/02/29/contr...ars-on-amazon/
                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                          • MartyFunkhouser
                            Disciple of RNGesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 18731
                            #22
                            Mormons clash with the ungodly in war by Amazon customer review
                            http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/mar/03/mormons-clash-war-by-amazon-customer-review-book-of-mormon?CMP=fb_gu
                            An unholy row has broken out between believers and cynics who consider The Book of Mormon a ‘waste of a good tree’


                            I was instructed to come here and leave a positive review. That was the last straw … I’m done with this cult, thus the one-star review
                            If your last straw and reason for leaving the LDS church is someone asking you to write a positive Amazon review of the Book of Mormon, you do not have a good last straw for leaving the church.
                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                              • imanihonjin
                                Junior Member
                                • Jun 2013
                                • 3772
                                #23
                                I get requests to post positive reviews after I purchase almost any item on Amazon. Is this immoral of these sellers to be asking me to do this?

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                                  • Commando
                                    Explosivo
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 20748
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                    http://www.theguardian.com/books/201...rmon?CMP=fb_gu



                                    If your last straw and reason for leaving the LDS church is someone asking you to write a positive Amazon review of the Book of Mormon, you do not have a good last straw for leaving the church.
                                    psshht. Clearly a bid for an "upvote" on the review. Pathetic.
                                    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                                      • Commando
                                        Explosivo
                                        • Feb 2009
                                        • 20748
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                                        I get requests to post positive reviews after I purchase almost any item on Amazon. Is this immoral of these sellers to be asking me to do this?
                                        Yes. It's only moral to expose products as shams as an altruistic act. If you like them and give them favorable exposure you are a shill, a sellout and immoral.
                                        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                                          • imanihonjin
                                            Junior Member
                                            • Jun 2013
                                            • 3772
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Commando View Post
                                            Yes. It's only moral to expose products as shams as an altruistic act. If you like them and give them favorable exposure you are a shill, a sellout and immoral.
                                            Phew. Good to know.

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                                              • wuapinmon
                                                Soul Plumber
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 30711
                                                #27
                                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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