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    A recent study has shown that the goatnapper motto is true
    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

    "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

  • #2
    Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
    A recent study has shown that the goatnapper motto is true
    Smarter people may already realize this by the reference to goatnapper, but the picture on the top of the article may not be safe for work...
    "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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    • #3
      I believe it. Not for any physical response (because sacs of fluid don't exactly alter female sexual response), but certainly an emotional one.
      what I am is what I am and I does what I does.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by HauteCoug View Post
        I believe it. Not for any physical response (because sacs of fluid don't exactly alter female sexual response), but certainly an emotional one.
        Feeling sexier=better sex. That seems like a no brainer.

        Although the sacs of fluid can alter sexual response--albeit negatively--if said sacs are causing numbness.
        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
        -Teenage Dirtbag

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        • #5
          Originally posted by marsupial View Post
          Feeling sexier=better sex. That seems like a no brainer.

          Although the sacs of fluid can alter sexual response--albeit negatively--if said sacs are causing numbness.
          Exactly. And I've heard that, although probably more a product of how they got there than their actual existence.
          what I am is what I am and I does what I does.

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          • #6
            http://www.ksfo.com/common/page.php?...1623&is_corp=0

            A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

            "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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            • #7
              I am going to live forever.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • #8
                Oh how I wish I could add to this conversation without going back and reading my journal from 20-30 years ago.

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                • #9
                  I'm assuming this works for women as well? Although staring at my breasts for 10 minutes a day will just prompt my wife to off herself early.
                  I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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