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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #121
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • wuapinmon
      Soul Plumber
      • Dec 2008
      • 30711

      #122
      This one had me cracking up:

      INESTABLE: Mesa norteamericana de Inés.

      ENVERGADURA: Lugar de la anatomía humana en dónde se colocan los condones.

      ONDEANDO: Onde estoy.

      CAMARÓN: Aparato enorme que saca fotos.

      DECIMAL: Pronunciar equivocadamente.

      BECERRO: Que ve u observa una loma o colina.

      BERMUDAS: Observar a las que no hablan.

      TELEPATÍA: aparato de TV para la hermana de mi mamá.

      TELÓN: Tela de 50 metros... o más.

      ANÓMALO: Hemorroides.

      BERRO: Bastor Alebán.

      BARBARISMO: Colección exagerada de muñecas barbie.

      POLINESIA: Mujer Policía que no se entera de nada.

      CHINCHILLA: Auchenchia de un lugar para chentarche.

      DIADEMAS: Veintinueve de febrero.

      DILEMAS: Háblale más.

      MANIFIESTA: Juerga de cacahuetes.

      MEOLLO: Me veo.

      TOTOPO: Mamamífero ciciciego dede pepelo nenegro que cocome frifrijoles
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • Blueintheface
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 15382

        #123
        ENVERGADURA: Lugar de la anatomía humana en dónde se colocan los condones.
        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25265

          #124
          lol. Good stuff. Anomalo made me laugh out loud.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #125
            Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
            That one's the best.

            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            lol. Good stuff. Anomalo made me laugh out loud.
            That's #2

            I liked manifiesta.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #126
              I've been laughing about this one for a while now.

              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711

                #127


                Ése sí me hizo reír mucho.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • Commando
                  Explosivo
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 20748

                  #128
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post


                  Ése sí me hizo reír mucho.
                  Ese sacerdote es un dead ringer por el tipo que habia tenido diarrhea since Easters.
                  "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • wuapinmon
                    Soul Plumber
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 30711

                    #129
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • Joe Public
                      8.1 YPC
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 8524

                      #130
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                      "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                      "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                      • Commando
                        Explosivo
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 20748

                        #131
                        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                        That's funny. Looks there was a note for someone to translate that tag but it went to the printer instead.
                        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                        • wuapinmon
                          Soul Plumber
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 30711

                          #132
                          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                          • wuapinmon
                            Soul Plumber
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 30711

                            #133
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • Commando
                              Explosivo
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 20748

                              #134
                              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • LiveCoug
                                LA Ute loves me
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 18486

                                #135
                                Here is an example of a major corporation hiring only the best spanish speaker for their welcome message on their main phone line.

                                Call Jetblue at 1 800 538 2583 and listen to the opening. It is excellent.

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