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  • il Padrino Ute
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 19161
    #1

    It's come to my attention...

    that I've been hospitalized. That is news to me.

    One of my son's friends thought it would be a good idea to exaggerate what happened to me and my wife Saturday night. It wasn't even close to what happened. The truth is that two or three teens approached us and asked for gas money. I told them no and one of them gave me a push thinking it would intimidate me. I popped him in the mouth and he went down; the two others ran off, but not until one of them hit me in the back of the head with his fist. I was a little woozy for a bit, but I was able to shake it off as my wife drove home.

    I apologize for any unnecessary concern it may have caused you. I appreciate the kind words from everyone, but rest assured, I'm fine.

    I looked through the thread that was posted and heads will roll. My son knows better than to allow his friends to do something like this, especially when it involves his mother.
    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


    "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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    • pelagius
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 5288
      #2
      IL Pad do you want us to remove the thread?

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25236
          #3
          IPU's kid runs around with Moose's Whistle's kid? Who knew?
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Color Me Badd Fan
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 12519
              #4
              Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
              that I've been hospitalized. That is news to me.

              One of my son's friends thought it would be a good idea to exaggerate what happened to me and my wife Saturday night. It wasn't even close to what happened. The truth is that two or three teens approached us and asked for gas money. I told them no and one of them gave me a push thinking it would intimidate me. I popped him in the mouth and he went down; the two others ran off, but not until one of them hit me in the back of the head with his fist. I was a little woozy for a bit, but I was able to shake it off as my wife drove home.

              I apologize for any unnecessary concern it may have caused you. I appreciate the kind words from everyone, but rest assured, I'm fine.

              I looked through the thread that was posted and heads will roll. My son knows better than to allow his friends to do something like this, especially when it involves his mother.
              I'm glad you're okay.

              But lol about your son's friend.
              Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                • hostile
                  lollygagger
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 5736
                  #5
                  Glad you are OK. Sorry that your son's friend will not be OK.
                  "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                  "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                    • Babs
                      Not a Lawyer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 17128
                      #6
                      Originally posted by pelagius View Post
                      IL Pad do you want us to remove the thread?
                      I think that would be appropriate, since the poster violated board policy by impersonating a member's wife.

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                        • falafel
                          loves to talk on things
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37899
                          #7
                          I call dibs on the pulled pork!
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • TripletDaddy
                              sweet triple
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 58186
                              #8
                              I never bought it for a second.
                              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                                • PaloAltoCougar
                                  Semper infra dignitatem
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 16921
                                  #9
                                  Glad our prayers were so effective!

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                                    • Jeff Lebowski
                                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 69536
                                      #10
                                      Ha!

                                      Well IPU, this proves you are well loved.
                                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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                                        • Donuthole
                                          Official Outgayer
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 25236
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                          Ha!

                                          Well IPU, this proves you are well loved.
                                          IPU with the rare experience of attending his own funeral (sort of).
                                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                                            • dabrockster
                                              Senior Member
                                              • Aug 2009
                                              • 10898
                                              #12
                                              Glad all is well. Now, go and kick that kids ass..

                                              TIA

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                                                • venkman
                                                  Senior Member
                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                  • 2199
                                                  #13
                                                  IlPad, go easy on the kid. He had us fooled and frankly, it was pretty cool.

                                                  Or kick his ass...whatever.
                                                  "Remember to double tap"

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                                                    • byu71
                                                      Senior Member
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 22070
                                                      #14
                                                      One of the reasons i don't like teenagers. They like to tease old people.

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                                                        • landpoke
                                                          Never once baby snatched
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 4183
                                                          #15
                                                          Given you people's history of gullibility you might want to do a little checking before you buy this story too.
                                                          There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

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                                                          Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
                                                          …
                                                          Tomorrow is Saturday
                                                          And Sunday comes afterwards

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