Utah Man Wins Lambo, Then Wrecks It

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  • Surfah
    Where's Wallace?
    • Nov 2008
    • 33726

    #1

    Utah Man Wins Lambo, Then Wrecks It

    LOL. Moran.

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  • Portland Ute
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    • Dec 2008
    • 5647

    #2
    Originally posted by Surfah View Post

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    • FN Phat
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      • Feb 2009
      • 8691

      #3
      It will be interesting to see if he can afford the insurance now. He needs to sell it and collect his $100,000.
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      • myboynoah
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        • Nov 2008
        • 21719

        #4
        Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
        It will be interesting to see if he can afford the insurance now. He needs to sell it and collect his $100,000.
        Yes, sell the car while you're ahead.

        He says he has insurance, but does he have enough to cover the damage?

        Dumb, dumb.
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        • Jeff Lebowski
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          • Nov 2008
          • 69686

          #5
          Originally posted by Surfah View Post
          Hilarious.

          Those folks from Santaquin are all knuckeheads.
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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #6
            that guy is an a-hole. wtf is he doing driving a Bat around Santaquin anyway?

            Also, Lambo doesn't make a "lime green" car. It is called Verde Ithaca.
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            • il Padrino Ute
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              • Nov 2008
              • 19161

              #7
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              that guy is an a-hole. wtf is he doing driving a Bat around Santaquin anyway?

              Also, Lambo doesn't make a "lime green" car. It is called Verde Ithaca.
              Exactly. Lamborghini needs to stipulate that any prospective owner not only knows how to drive one of its models, but also knows the proper locution.
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              • NorthwestUteFan
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                • Oct 2010
                • 3384

                #8
                This happened quite often when the Viper first came out. People couldn't handle the dynamics. Dude should have taken a Bondurant or Skip Barber course, or rented a Corvette for a week or so to get used to feathering the throttle, etc. Sad. Repairing the oil pan and rear bumper might cost him $20k, so it may as well be totalled. Either way the tax bill is going to bury him.

                I had a chance to drove a Diablo back around 2000(?). It was owned by my friend's client, who was 'computer money'. He told me not to crash it, but if I did, to total it because it would be too expensive to fix. Fun car, but it was a pain to drive around because it would scrape on every gutter when going through intersection, etc. Wicked fun up and down Parley's Canyon.

                My boss's monstrous, 750 hp, supercharged hot rod, on the other hand, was terrifyingly fun to drive. It was just stupid fast, and barely controllable.

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
                  This happened quite often when the Viper first came out. People couldn't handle the dynamics. Dude should have taken a Bondurant or Skip Barber course, or rented a Corvette for a week or so to get used to feathering the throttle, etc. Sad. Repairing the oil pan and rear bumper might cost him $20k, so it may as well be totalled. Either way the tax bill is going to bury him.

                  I had a chance to drove a Diablo back around 2000(?). It was owned by my friend's client, who was 'computer money'. He told me not to crash it, but if I did, to total it because it would be too expensive to fix. Fun car, but it was a pain to drive around because it would scrape on every gutter when going through intersection, etc. Wicked fun up and down Parley's Canyon.

                  My boss's monstrous, 750 hp, supercharged hot rod, on the other hand, was terrifyingly fun to drive. It was just stupid fast, and barely controllable.
                  Please don't compare a Lambo to a Dodge or a Corvette.
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                  • NorthwestUteFan
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                    • Oct 2010
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    Please don't compare a Lambo to a Dodge or a Corvette.
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                    Definitely not comparing, but to say that if you can't handle the Viper or Z0whatever, you had better baby the Lambo (or even park it).
                    Last edited by NorthwestUteFan; 12-20-2011, 10:51 PM.

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                    • Portland Ute
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                      • Dec 2008
                      • 5647

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post

                      Also, Lambo doesn't make a "lime green" car. It is called Verde Ithaca.
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Please don't compare a Lambo to a Dodge or a Corvette.
                      The humanity!



                      Next thing you know,
                      This guy in his (lime green) Lambo
                      Will be buying gas from the 'Co!

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                      • Portland Ute
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                        • Dec 2008
                        • 5647

                        #12
                        Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
                        .
                        Definitely not comparing, but to say that if you can't handle the Viper or Z0whatever, you had better baby the Lambo (or even park it).
                        Isn't the Covette Z07 pushing 500kW?

                        It's not a unique looking car, but the power to weight ratio would provide a good primer.

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                        • old_gregg
                          scaly man fish
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 16915

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          Please don't compare a Lambo to a Dodge or a Corvette.


                          the zr1 (msrp of $110k)=638hp, 600lb-ft @3800 rpm, 1,515kg
                          the lp640 (msrp of $380k)=640hp, 490lb-ft@6,000, 1,665 kg
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                          • Portland Ute
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                            • Dec 2008
                            • 5647

                            #14
                            Originally posted by camleish View Post


                            the zr1 (msrp of $110k)=638hp, 600lb-ft @3800 rpm, 1,515kg
                            the lp640 (msrp of $380k)=640hp, 490lb-ft@6,000, 1,665 kg
                            I wonder if you can get that 'Vette in Ithaca Green or if you are stuck with plain old lime green.

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                            • EuropeanFootballMale
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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 1339

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              Please don't compare a Lambo to a Dodge or a Corvette.
                              Good point. There's a chance a guy driving a Vette or Dodge isn't an ass nozzle.

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