Snuggie Texts

[Mrs. Funk]

This guy was in the law school class after mine. He received a text from a random stranger, and hilarity ensues.

Snuggie texts

[doctorcoug]

That was hilarious.

[falafel]

Well done Eli! That was great.

I tried doing something like that recently. Turns out the unknown texter was a prostitute.

[Art Vandelay]

Well done Eli! That was great.

I tried doing something like that recently. Turns out the unknown texter was a prostitute.

Ha. Fawful gives out his real phone number when he calls the phone numbers, the Oompa Loompas hand out on the strip.

[wuapinmon]

Well done Eli! That was great.

I tried doing something like that recently. Turns out the unknown texter was a prostitute.

[falafel]

You're right. I know who she is now.

[SuperGabers]

This guy was in the law school class after mine. He received a text from a random stranger, and hilarity ensues.

Snuggie texts

THAT WAS FREAKING RAD!

[Parrot Head]

Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. That was awesome.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Excellent.

[ERCougar]

A day later and I'm still laughing about this. So many funny lines.

[YOhio]

A day later and I'm still laughing about this. So many funny lines.

Same here.

[Art Vandelay]

I hope Eli is single, because he is going to be getting plenty of female attention (despite the fact he obviously owns a Snuggie, teapot, a Venetian mask, and some weird blue phallic thing on his counter) as this becomes viral.

[falafel]

I hope Eli is single, because he is going to be getting plenty of female attention (despite the fact he obviously owns a Snuggie, teapot, a Venetian mask, and some weird blue phallic thing on his counter) as this becomes viral.

I read some more of Eli's posts. Apparently he is horrible at all sports except long distance running. Sadly, I don't foresee a flock of women in his future.

[Art Vandelay]

I read some more of Eli's posts. Apparently he is horrible at all sports except long distance running. Sadly, I don't foresee a flock of women in his future.

Athletic ability is high on Mo women's need to have list? Look around your ward and stake and reevaluate. Also, I said nothing in regards to looks or physical attributes of these (hypothetical) future mates.

But seriously, what is on the counter? It reminds me of a rocket shaped Barbicide comb jar.

[Donuthole]

Athletic ability is high on Mo women's need to have list? Look around your ward and stake and reevaluate. Also, I said nothing in regards to looks or physical attributes of these (hypothetical) future mates.

But seriously, what is on the counter? It reminds me of a rocket shaped Barbicide comb jar.

I'm trying to decide if his use of "Shutter!" in the sports post was intentional or unintentional. I'm leaning toward the "ladder".